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Impunity
#1 Posted : Sunday, September 19, 2010 1:37:35 PM
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This one from a wazuan is great invention.

"The greatest act of bravery is chancing a fart while suffering from diarrhoea"

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
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Impunity
#2 Posted : Sunday, September 19, 2010 1:43:01 PM
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Intelligence is like underwear. It is important that you have it, but not necessary that you show it off!
Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause
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You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Elder
#3 Posted : Sunday, September 19, 2010 1:44:13 PM
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Another one from Wazuans "Impunity.....Absolute Bure Kabisa." smile
He who can express in words the ardour of his love, has but little love to express. - Petrach, Son. (That men by various ways arrive at the same end. - Montaigne, The Essays of.)
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msotoville
#4 Posted : Sunday, September 19, 2010 5:34:32 PM
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A fool makes the same mistake twice, an imbecile makes the mistake a lifetime hobby, while the idiot IS the mistake.
So nice that its nasty, so bangin' its busting,
So slick that its sick, so dope its disgusting!
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MaichBlack
#5 Posted : Sunday, September 19, 2010 6:58:19 PM
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Impunity wrote:
This one from a wazuan is great invention.

"The greatest act of bravery is chancing a fart while suffering from diarrhoea"

Not a great invention from a wazuan. I had seen that quote several times before wazua was even 'born'. Unless the person who came up with the quote many many years ago later joined wazua - and you have evidence!

All the same, it's a great quote if you get the spirit of the quote and not the word!
Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
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nostoppingthis
#6 Posted : Monday, September 20, 2010 9:27:58 AM
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Impunity wrote:
Intelligence is like underwear. It is important that you have it, but not necessary that you show it off!
Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause


this is not originally from wazua
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the sage
#7 Posted : Monday, September 20, 2010 10:09:03 AM
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Everyone participates in an economic boom, the rich revel at the party and the poor clean up after.
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kadonye
#8 Posted : Monday, September 20, 2010 10:44:42 AM
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Mukiha used to have one: 'behind the garden,behind the wall ...including blue black and yellow' .
What a wicked man I am!The things I want to do,I don't do.The things I don't want to do I find myself doing
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Magigi
#9 Posted : Monday, September 20, 2010 11:01:59 AM
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...and this one from the infamous Kaigangio? Is it original;
Never compete shitting with an elephant, you will tear your ass for nothing.
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Njung'e
#10 Posted : Monday, September 20, 2010 11:08:49 AM
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@Kadonye,
Mukiha's quote is the title of a vinyl album of some classical music by a German band.It was led by a chap known as Andreas Vollenweider.....Doesn't ring a bell no?.....That's why he is a couple decades older than you....lol.
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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bss
#11 Posted : Monday, September 20, 2010 11:22:33 AM
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are you 'Doing Well or To Do Well?'!
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Impunity
#12 Posted : Monday, September 20, 2010 12:31:11 PM
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A chap i Kenyan Mwambao:

Tunapiga kura ili tupate maisha bora,wala sio bora maisha.
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gogeta
#13 Posted : Monday, September 20, 2010 12:32:11 PM
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"you dont score until you score"
Think the unthinkable but wear a dark suit
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