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mjuaji wa stocks
#1 Posted : Wednesday, September 15, 2010 3:29:36 PM
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Some of us were brought up in shaggz and were exposed to some things…i.e we came to know the real names for some items later on.

There are some names that I now find very interesting when I remember what we used call this items when growing up in the village;

Please translate to English or Swahili…

case in point; here we go……………

Socks….mfuko ya mguu…a leg’s pocket Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Spectacles …..madirisha…..windows.Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

God gave me the power to make wealth ... Blessed the work of my hands & enabled be A SELF MADE BILLIONAIRE ...... TO GOD THE FATHER OF MY LORD JESUS CHRIST; BE THE GLORY NOW & FOREVER MORE!
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marex
#2 Posted : Wednesday, September 15, 2010 3:59:55 PM
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aihh..hii haina mwelekeo
The way I am
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Impunity
#3 Posted : Wednesday, September 15, 2010 4:22:37 PM
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My ribs are more intack.
Please be more original.
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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nostoppingthis
#4 Posted : Wednesday, September 15, 2010 4:59:05 PM
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enyewe wewe ni mjuaji wa stocks ukweli
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Magigi
#5 Posted : Wednesday, September 15, 2010 5:07:06 PM
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@Mjuaji wa stocks
...Rudi kwa stocks na uachie hii mahali wenyewe...
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brav
#6 Posted : Wednesday, September 15, 2010 5:08:38 PM
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nkt a certain neighbour used to call us.
"brary gomiako" i too used to blindly use this till much later when i chambuad this matusi:

brary was bloody
gumeako = loosely translated from kiuk (where will I go for haja kubwa)d'oh!

im sure the
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Noble
#7 Posted : Wednesday, September 15, 2010 5:26:09 PM
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Demio= Damn you
Fakin= Fu*k #@@
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KulaRaha
#8 Posted : Wednesday, September 15, 2010 5:29:47 PM
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When talking to a mechanic: this car needs thyrodents....

i.e. tie rod ends....
Business opportunities are like buses,there's always another one coming
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centerbolt
#9 Posted : Wednesday, September 15, 2010 5:33:29 PM
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na sokomsoba - shock absorbers
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Noble
#10 Posted : Wednesday, September 15, 2010 5:34:15 PM
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@Kularaha
And sokomsober
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KulaRaha
#11 Posted : Wednesday, September 15, 2010 6:06:03 PM
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and when going fishing....that fish you have caught is a rain borana

A what? A borana boss, a rain borana.....

(rainbow runner)
Business opportunities are like buses,there's always another one coming
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theman192000
#12 Posted : Wednesday, September 15, 2010 8:47:17 PM
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At a butchery, "Una nyama ya Dober"? i.e Dorper sheep.
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Kusadikika
#13 Posted : Thursday, September 16, 2010 1:21:32 AM
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We used to sing this song in Sunday School at the top of our voices:

"Dafay was a shefabo, he ki goriah!! he ki goriah!"


For those still wondering what that was:

David was a shepherd boy. He killed Goliath! He killed Goliath!
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chris79
#14 Posted : Thursday, September 16, 2010 1:47:08 AM
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A hawker selling bras and panties at Kisumu bus stage "...askari ya matiti, kifund chiemo"
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mjuaji wa stocks
#15 Posted : Thursday, September 16, 2010 10:33:53 AM
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@marex; magigi; nonstoppingthis; impunity……

Read the posts below….majamaa wamekamata network faster kama bundles za safcom…..nyinyi naona ni wa dotcom….lelewa hapa jijini……

Waa ….some of this things are funny……reading and LOL……keep them coming guys…..Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


tehehehehehehehehehe....
God gave me the power to make wealth ... Blessed the work of my hands & enabled be A SELF MADE BILLIONAIRE ...... TO GOD THE FATHER OF MY LORD JESUS CHRIST; BE THE GLORY NOW & FOREVER MORE!
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mjuaji wa stocks
#16 Posted : Thursday, September 16, 2010 11:25:56 AM
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After a car assessment the inspector had a road test then came back.......hii gari yako ...stearing rack-ends imeisha...weka mpya

Then to a mechanic the car was taken....wewe mechanic hii gari yangu nimeambiwa inataka stearing RACKETS....Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

MECHANIC....Ati rackets?
the guy......yes sir!

Mechanic....enda ulizia vizuri halafu urudi....hatuna rackets.

The guy.....wewe kwani kwani jua kali mechanic....kwani ulisomea wapi?
God gave me the power to make wealth ... Blessed the work of my hands & enabled be A SELF MADE BILLIONAIRE ...... TO GOD THE FATHER OF MY LORD JESUS CHRIST; BE THE GLORY NOW & FOREVER MORE!
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brav
#17 Posted : Thursday, September 16, 2010 1:15:36 PM
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d'oh! Dober"? i.e Dorper sheep. Laughing out loudly

Haki n vile mimi hutaja Dober with a "swag" ahhhh bure mimi.
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Njung'e
#18 Posted : Thursday, September 16, 2010 1:23:15 PM
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chris79 wrote:

kifund chiemo"


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly ....Mathare straightLaughing out loudly
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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