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funny quotes - matatu culture
wasee
#1 Posted : Monday, September 13, 2010 8:56:46 AM
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Do you remember those funny quotes that we all over matatus a few years ago. just remembered some and started laughing

- unajifanya ngombe ukamliwe na nani?
- For credit come tomorrow
- women are like matatu's you miss one you catch the next one
conos
#2 Posted : Monday, September 13, 2010 10:54:19 AM
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Laughing out loudly in a bombolulu matatu 'SITOE VIATU'
ukiona choo kwa ndoto usiingie, ni mtego!
bird_man
#3 Posted : Monday, September 13, 2010 12:04:28 PM
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"Kupanda ni kila mahali,kushuka ni stage!"
"Nawa mikono,lakini bado wali huli"
Formally employed people often live their employers' dream & forget about their own.
Euge
#4 Posted : Monday, September 13, 2010 1:31:59 PM
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Jino moja mswaki wa nini?Laughing out loudly
Lord, thank you!
segemia
#5 Posted : Monday, September 13, 2010 2:39:33 PM
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"A WOMAN IS A COMMON MAIZE COMB FOR EVERY MAN WITH TEETH TO EAT"

"MLA KUKU ZA WATU MAGUU YAOLA KWAKE"
poundfoolish
#6 Posted : Monday, September 13, 2010 3:18:10 PM
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'If you miss the driver kiss the conductor'
'Utamu wa njugu ni kula moja moja'
'urefu hutoka kwa Mungu, Upana ni bidii yako'

on an old beat-up ramshackle of a 'Peugeot' of a car.. 'do not laugh, your daughter may be inside

Sticker at the back another very old peugeot.. the ones you look at and think.. that car is old.. "Mzee ni wewe"
wasee
#7 Posted : Monday, September 13, 2010 3:51:58 PM
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On a pajero - Do not be cheated by this car, my treasure is in Heaven.
Njung'e
#8 Posted : Monday, September 13, 2010 5:39:42 PM
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poundfoolish wrote:

Sticker at the back another very old peugeot.. the ones you look at and think.. that car is old.. "Mzee ni wewe"


Reminds me of a Doc from my home village who had an "ol' 403 Bijuti pick-up with a windscreen sun visor.On it were the words,"YOUNG FIVE"....and at the hatch door,"EVEN YOU!!" and so it went...."Hii gari si Young Five!"
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
mjuaji wa stocks
#9 Posted : Tuesday, September 14, 2010 1:55:08 PM
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In a ma 3 somewhere in the city .....

usisimame kwa kiti.

(unawzaje simama kwa matatu surely). Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
God gave me the power to make wealth ... Blessed the work of my hands & enabled be A SELF MADE BILLIONAIRE ...... TO GOD THE FATHER OF MY LORD JESUS CHRIST; BE THE GLORY NOW & FOREVER MORE!

Mpenzi
#10 Posted : Tuesday, September 14, 2010 1:58:23 PM
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@mjuaji - that mathree must have been previously used as a tour van with an open roof.
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