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VPIG HOUSE
Kaigangio
#1 Posted : Saturday, May 09, 2009 1:18:00 PM
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Hi all,

@#*$*@$.....this is the unfinished kshs 200m Vice President's house on a twelve acre plot in the posh Karen. It is being constructed by the coalation of thieves government using the taxes that we pay ......










.....and this is where i stay with my family





surely,if the government wants me to continue paying taxes on my meagre earning,why can't it construct for me a better and cheap shelter. ksh 200m could decently house 4000 families.








NEVER TALK OF A RHINO IF THERE IS NO TREE NEAREBY - ZULU PROVERB
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
segemia
#2 Posted : Saturday, May 09, 2009 1:47:00 PM
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@ kaiganjo

i am not laughing at you,but aaaaiiiii

enyewe the government has completely abadoned its primary responsibility...sheltering the citizenry. All we hear is multi billion scandals,multi million VIPs residents constructions and renovations.


There are two types of people in the world...those who run the risks and those who always have the rope round their necks...
Obi 1 Kanobi
#3 Posted : Saturday, May 09, 2009 2:39:00 PM
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What a nice digz,hope the Vpig invites MTV to see how it goes down in Africa!!!! Afterall our politicians are like the black American celebs whose only concerns are cribbs,rims and entourage's.

And why has it taken so long to complete.

The VPig getting such a house is not the problem,the problem is what do we get in return.

So far just those shacks in the picture below. Does kenya have any suicidal characters who would like to go out in style,now that we have an IIEC,we can strap afew kilo's of explosives on them and use them to send a message to the Mpigs.



I guess if you can't win with facts,you can always pen bile-laced,xenophobic rants to distract everyone.
"The purpose of bureaucracy is to compensate for incompetence and lack of discipline." James Collins
Magigi
#4 Posted : Saturday, May 09, 2009 3:00:00 PM
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@Kaiganjo: ....what a nice residence you have!!! Where are your wheels and where do park? Who is your landlord? Does he harass you that you are not paying rent in time?
Kamaa
#5 Posted : Saturday, May 09, 2009 8:20:00 PM
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@ kaigangio ur crib is just nice.. honestly far much better than tattered tents in the idp camps.. they're still kenyans.. change,for the country to change!

you've heard me..
When you hear what I say, you will not understand. When you see what I do, you will not comprehend
Njunge
#6 Posted : Sunday, May 10, 2009 7:12:00 AM
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@Kaigangio,

Lucky dude.....I see you have a master ensuite on first floor........maybe what you miss is a swimming pool,which i suspect is at the back......you can also paint your roof with red paint and am telling you,your crib won't be far from Vpigs house.........Tell me anyway,how do you put up another floor on a tent...?...smile)


God gives,mugikuyu takes.
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
Magigi
#7 Posted : Sunday, May 10, 2009 7:36:00 AM
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...the beauty of this residence is that you can gauge your bedroom performance against that of your neighbour!!! As the couple next door go about their business at night/day you will think they are doing it right under your roof....

....It is also easy to scr.w your neighbour's wife on arrangement when you are right inside your digz. All you need to do is to cut a small hole through the wooden wall. On the other side she will be cooking tea as she bends aiming her xxxsy at that hole. Likewise inside your digz you will be hanging a wall picture as you insert your d...k..... Such are the little pleasures people miss as they get holed inside their acres of mansions...

....and finally,am told,when thieves come calling they don't ask you to open the door ama wavunje. They command you... 'fungua ama turarue carton...!!!'
Njunge
#8 Posted : Sunday, May 10, 2009 7:42:00 AM
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@Magigi,

You must be alone in the house.....Eti aiming what to the hole??.....hahahaha...!!!....and how will you know the height to where the hole should be..??



God gives,mugikuyu takes.
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
Magigi
#9 Posted : Sunday, May 10, 2009 7:56:00 AM
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Njung'e

...You have to plan well...know the height,the size of the hole and all the works. It can be done in the presence of everybody and nobody will know a thing...!!!
chemos
#10 Posted : Sunday, May 10, 2009 8:14:00 AM
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@magigi
How will u kno its entered the right hole. What if its a dogs bhind thts on the other side or better yet wht if its the neighbors husbands black hard ass on the other side?
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