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Why do people call their Kids Strange Names?
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#1 Posted : Wednesday, December 02, 2009 8:55:36 AM
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Wazua or Stockskenya?
Clearly a name matters big time going by the growing hullabaloo since baby Wazua was born. Her future looks so uncertain, mostly because of her name (see polls).
But does it matter what name you call your kid? Ponder these:

1)A guy called Dennis Mtokulipa approaches
you for a loan. His name ‘Mtokulipa’
suggests a defaulter. Would you lend him?
2)Would you employ a superbly qualified
accountant called Mukora or Mwizi as your
cashier?
3)Should a certain Joseph Taabu with his so
myriad difficulties in life, relationships,
health and at work link his misfortunes to
his name?
4)Picture this: your daughter brings home Mr.
Nyang'au, the man of her dreams. ‘Dad,plse
meet my friend Nyang’au.’ What will be your
initial reaction as the dad?
5)In Sweden there was a case of a parent
wanted to actually to name her child after
the alphabet using all 26 letters until the
court saw this and promptly denied her
petition.

Of course you should lend Mtokulipa if his creditworthiness is sound and proven, hire Mukora or Mwizi if they fit the bill; Taabu to do a lot of soul searching and see what he keeps doing wrong, Nyang’au to proceed and marry his love. But there are many who would hesitate to proceed as common sense dictates based merely on the names of these folks.

Research shows that the names we call our kids do matter.Forget those named after seasons or circumstances, those we understand.But some names we will never understand.
So why do parents call their kids ‘odd’ or 'strange' names like:

* Mwashetani
* Kaigangio (really. hehee..)
* Nguruwe
* Sungura
* Jolly
* God Bless
* Karianjahi
* Mukora
* Sungura
* Gatuang’ong’o
* My Dear
* Mwamgonjwa
* Desire

Is there a relationship between a name and the life a person leads? What are the strange names of people that SKerians aka Wazuans aka Wazuanites aka Wazuanese have heard?
anasazi
#2 Posted : Wednesday, December 02, 2009 10:02:50 AM
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I was once in Zimbabwe. Those guys have crazy names. Met the following people:

- Memory
- Jealousy
- Basket
- GodKnows
- Blessing

Crazy stuff
Form is temporary, class is permanent
timska
#3 Posted : Wednesday, December 02, 2009 11:15:30 AM
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Unbelievably I'm also amazed by why parents would leave such a lifetime tag on a child. A distance niece of mine named her first daughter 'AMAZING' just because she was amazed to have borne a baby. Just imagine this gal is just across the street and you wish to alert her when she is eighteen year old. Amazing! Amazing! I call you again, Amazing! can't you hear me, or something is wrong with your ears? Then reflect and and look around and see how what kind of amusement and wonder or even embarrassment to this kid gal. Anyway, to cut a long story short, parent do this for purposes of association with events, other people or objects believing their child would relive the person of event.

timska
gogeta
#4 Posted : Wednesday, December 02, 2009 12:05:34 PM
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there was one consultant guy in my company by name Shithole Gbemisola....i just cdnt bring myself to call him by his first name sounded sooo dirty or may be i was the one with the dirty mind...aismile
Think the unthinkable but wear a dark suit
Kamaa
#5 Posted : Wednesday, December 02, 2009 12:42:25 PM
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i know of another buddy called muritu (in kiuk it means stupid)...

i even asked him to show me his ID just to clear doubts...
When you hear what I say, you will not understand. When you see what I do, you will not comprehend
mlefu
#6 Posted : Wednesday, December 02, 2009 3:10:32 PM
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and our very own "kamurigo", karigo, mathenge..and mine..i post it here and i lose identity..just like SK
Litro
#7 Posted : Wednesday, December 02, 2009 3:12:22 PM
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Really strange names ha!!. How would a typical Mt Kenya region parent go about explaining to his/her kids about Kenya's all time greatest athlete... Kipchoge Keino?
Ondiek
#8 Posted : Thursday, December 03, 2009 7:37:22 AM
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If you are unhappy with your name. You need to see an advocate and change it legally by executing a deed poll.
tamtam
#9 Posted : Thursday, December 03, 2009 8:00:06 AM
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My friend from Nigeria has Godstimeisthebest as a first name!
I heard a student named loveliness,

Just crazy
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anasazi
#10 Posted : Thursday, December 03, 2009 8:07:20 AM
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Hahaha.... I knew of a kid called ENERGY... Why oh why? We! Energy! Nakuita! Kuja!
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