I took a trip down memory lane and this oen still embarrasses me todate.
One evening right after high school,a friend held one of those 'I’m flying out' bashes in Buru. Former school mates,his family,friends were all there. The meal plan included beans and we were even joking how nasty beans can be on one’s stomach. One and half hour later,the bash was on and my buddy had invited some real cute hotties from his estate and beyond. As usual at that age,I developed a crush and went ahead to pursue it. Siku hizo tulikuwa tunasema 'kuangusha ma vibes na malyrics'. But before long,the beans started acting nasty on my stomach and the progression was so rapid that I had to excuse myself and rushed towards the nearest loo. ALAS,it was occupied. Steve must have decoded the happenings and told me to rush to the other bathroom.
I finally made it to the restroom,and after my business,felt very relieved. I pulled the flush plug and instead of the kawaida swash whirls,I noticed that the water in the toilet was rising. Luckily it stopped just short of spilling. I thought to inform my friend of what had happened but as I opened the door,the chic on whom I had developed a crush was just out there. I later came to find out that she had overheard Steve telling me to rush to the other guestroom and had followed me…..for whatever reason I never got to find out.
We met eye to eye and she asked me why I was in such a hurry. By that time I was as cold as the as the punch that was being served from a bucket. Even before I could answer I saw her curl her nose and knew that my vicious odoor was OUT!!! Neither of us said anything for a few seconds,then she quickly suggested that she would go get kina Steve’s housegirl.
As soon as she turned the corner,I slithered out of the house and left,humiliated.
Later,I leant that Steve’s mum had to call in a 'wira ni wira' to fix the clogged toilet. I never got to talk to Steve until the advent of face book. The crush…I have never bothered to continue.
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