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sparkly
#1 Posted : Thursday, November 07, 2019 8:28:42 AM
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Mission accomplished smile smile smile
Life is short. Live passionately.
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Spikes
#2 Posted : Thursday, November 07, 2019 9:32:08 AM
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sparkly wrote:
Mission accomplished smile smile smile


Better than your male prostitutes being shoved from behind, or female counterparts being injected the middle finger by unqualified physician of the same gender ...
John 5:17 But Jesus replied, “My Father is always working, and so am I.”
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sparkly
#3 Posted : Thursday, November 07, 2019 9:45:30 AM
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Long time ago, Europeans would come to Africa with the Bible, leave with land. Now they come to Africa, leave with babies.
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sparkly
#4 Posted : Thursday, November 07, 2019 9:47:18 AM
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Spikes wrote:
sparkly wrote:
Mission accomplished smile smile smile


Better than your male prostitutes being shoved from behind, or female counterparts being injected the middle finger by unqualified physician of the same gender ...


Stick to the topic. Mambo ya LGBT imetoka wapi hapa?
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tycho
#5 Posted : Thursday, November 07, 2019 11:01:03 AM
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It is naive to suppose that the devil is a respecter of missionary position(s).
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thuks
#6 Posted : Thursday, November 07, 2019 1:33:15 PM
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tycho wrote:
It is naive to suppose that the devil is a respecter of missionary position(s).

Nice twist
I care!
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Kusadikika
#7 Posted : Thursday, November 07, 2019 4:18:38 PM
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These nuns should be awarded not investigated. They came to Africa to preach the evil of contraception, they brought back the evidence that they were successful in their mission. Makosa iko wapi?
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newfarer
#8 Posted : Thursday, November 07, 2019 4:19:37 PM
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missionary style noted
punda amecheka
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sparkly
#9 Posted : Thursday, November 07, 2019 5:53:20 PM
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tycho wrote:
It is naive to suppose that the devil is a respecter of missionary position(s).


Why do we blame the devil for sexual (mis)adventures? I have never heard of the devil boinking anyone. On the other hand, humans and gods boink all the time... even God has a son.
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Spikes
#10 Posted : Thursday, November 07, 2019 7:34:33 PM
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sparkly wrote:
tycho wrote:
It is naive to suppose that the devil is a respecter of missionary position(s).


Why do we blame the devil for sexual (mis)adventures? I have never heard of the devil boinking anyone. On the other hand, humans and gods boink all the time... even God has a son.


Your level of knowledge on spiritual matters is wanting. Resist the devil from feeding you with ignorance of the scriptures. Christ(spirit) is the son of God but not through sexual intercourse. But Jesus(child) is the son of man by birth (through the supposedly boinking).
Isaiah 9:6

For to us a child is born, to us a son is given, and the government will be on his shoulders. And he will be called Wonderful Counselor, Mighty God, Everlasting Father, Prince of Peace.
John 5:17 But Jesus replied, “My Father is always working, and so am I.”
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