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MugundaMan
#1 Posted : Thursday, September 27, 2018 7:50:50 PM
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Kweli dunia twetu tuna mambo. Papua is probably the WORST country in the world to live in. Roadside jambazis, potholes everywhere, endemic violence as a fact of life, tribal wars, super corrupt politicans. Na mnasema Kenya ni kubaya. Kenya is paradise compared to some of these doomed kaundrees.
masukuma
#2 Posted : Friday, September 28, 2018 7:35:07 AM
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MugundaMan wrote:


Kweli dunia twetu tuna mambo. Papua is probably the WORST country in the world to live in. Roadside jambazis, potholes everywhere, endemic violence as a fact of life, tribal wars, super corrupt politicans. Na mnasema Kenya ni kubaya. Kenya is paradise compared to some of these doomed kaundrees.

Niugini... very interesting country... been there almost 1 year... very very interesting place.
but those Highlanders.... wah!! sio mchezo!
All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
MugundaMan
#3 Posted : Friday, September 28, 2018 7:43:57 AM
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masukuma wrote:

Niugini... very interesting country... been there almost 1 year... very very interesting place.
but those Highlanders.... wah!! sio mchezo!


What on earth were you doing in the land of Raskols where rape, racketeering, panga slashing of anyone in sight and domestic violence are the norm! That betelnut thing is scary. Most of their mouths are fetid with teeth falling off because of that drug.
masukuma
#4 Posted : Friday, September 28, 2018 4:22:21 PM
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MugundaMan wrote:
masukuma wrote:

Niugini... very interesting country... been there almost 1 year... very very interesting place.
but those Highlanders.... wah!! sio mchezo!


What on earth were you doing in the land of Raskols where rape, racketeering, panga slashing of anyone in sight and domestic violence are the norm! That betelnut thing is scary. Most of their mouths are fetid with teeth falling off because of that drug.

It's actually not that bad for Africans smile For white people... sorry Australians? watakipata pata but generally speaking it's fine for Waafrika. I don't mind going there any time... I was actually was there less than 2 weeks ago and may be there in the next 2 months or so.
They seem to be fair to some extent. While they have their ukabila they seem to have more wazunguz as MPs than most people and some are quite popular. I have had some interesting experiences in Port Moresby. That betelnut (buai) is harmless... just disgusting to look at but it's like their miraa.
All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
Fullykenyan
#5 Posted : Friday, September 28, 2018 4:30:08 PM
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Joined: 7/27/2014
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Location: Eastlando
masukuma wrote:
MugundaMan wrote:
masukuma wrote:

Niugini... very interesting country... been there almost 1 year... very very interesting place.
but those Highlanders.... wah!! sio mchezo!


What on earth were you doing in the land of Raskols where rape, racketeering, panga slashing of anyone in sight and domestic violence are the norm! That betelnut thing is scary. Most of their mouths are fetid with teeth falling off because of that drug.

It's actually not that bad for Africans smile For white people... sorry Australians? watakipata pata but generally speaking it's fine for Waafrika. I don't mind going there any time... I was actually was there less than 2 weeks ago and may be there in the next 2 months or so.
They seem to be fair to some extent. While they have their ukabila they seem to have more wazunguz as MPs than most people and some are quite popular. I have had some interesting experiences in Port Moresby. That betelnut (buai) is harmless... just disgusting to look at but it's like their miraa.

How is inland flight? And do they just dont like whites,ama just australians? And how expensive are hotels? Thanks in advance :)
masukuma
#6 Posted : Friday, September 28, 2018 5:15:12 PM
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Fullykenyan wrote:
masukuma wrote:
MugundaMan wrote:
masukuma wrote:

Niugini... very interesting country... been there almost 1 year... very very interesting place.
but those Highlanders.... wah!! sio mchezo!


What on earth were you doing in the land of Raskols where rape, racketeering, panga slashing of anyone in sight and domestic violence are the norm! That betelnut thing is scary. Most of their mouths are fetid with teeth falling off because of that drug.

It's actually not that bad for Africans smile For white people... sorry Australians? watakipata pata but generally speaking it's fine for Waafrika. I don't mind going there any time... I was actually was there less than 2 weeks ago and may be there in the next 2 months or so.
They seem to be fair to some extent. While they have their ukabila they seem to have more wazunguz as MPs than most people and some are quite popular. I have had some interesting experiences in Port Moresby. That betelnut (buai) is harmless... just disgusting to look at but it's like their miraa.

How is inland flight? And do they just dont like whites,ama just australians? And how expensive are hotels? Thanks in advance :)

Flights are fairly dependable to the provinces from Moresby. They are really the only way to travel around that place. It's rather mountainous and people have land issues and so road construction is difficult. so the clip is right in that way - to move to the highlands or the northern areas - flying is the only way. Air Nuigini is fine (it had an issue jana in Micronesia... but it's fine). Kuna PNG Air - it's fine. PNG is very expensive... most of the stuff is imported and so make sure you get enough Kina on you. use BSP ATMS coz they work with our cards - the others don't.
I usually sleep at Ela Beach hotel it has a great view of the coral sea and very close to supermarkets and the old down town. it cost me 475 kina for a night last time I was there.
There is a kenyan community there - not to big but tunajuana kwa vilemba! they make the place very easy to live and show you around. They will give you the proper security assessment for Africans - wachana na hizo vitu za wazungu. I know some africans who have set themselves up well. Biashara e.t.c. Most work for NGOs and Telcos. I ride taxis and go out as much as I want when I am there. I am a runner so I have run around that city and hakuna mahali sijaenda on foot seeing people. So while it's insecure - it's not the same for everyone. plus robberies happen in Nairobi too so... live your life. I wish you well in the land of the unexpected.
All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
Kusadikika
#7 Posted : Friday, September 28, 2018 5:23:02 PM
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Joined: 7/22/2008
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masukuma wrote:
Fullykenyan wrote:
masukuma wrote:
MugundaMan wrote:
masukuma wrote:

Niugini... very interesting country... been there almost 1 year... very very interesting place.
but those Highlanders.... wah!! sio mchezo!


What on earth were you doing in the land of Raskols where rape, racketeering, panga slashing of anyone in sight and domestic violence are the norm! That betelnut thing is scary. Most of their mouths are fetid with teeth falling off because of that drug.

It's actually not that bad for Africans smile For white people... sorry Australians? watakipata pata but generally speaking it's fine for Waafrika. I don't mind going there any time... I was actually was there less than 2 weeks ago and may be there in the next 2 months or so.
They seem to be fair to some extent. While they have their ukabila they seem to have more wazunguz as MPs than most people and some are quite popular. I have had some interesting experiences in Port Moresby. That betelnut (buai) is harmless... just disgusting to look at but it's like their miraa.

How is inland flight? And do they just dont like whites,ama just australians? And how expensive are hotels? Thanks in advance :)

Flights are fairly dependable to the provinces from Moresby. They are really the only way to travel around that place. It's rather mountainous and people have land issues and so road construction is difficult. so the clip is right in that way - to move to the highlands or the northern areas - flying is the only way. Air Nuigini is fine (it had an issue jana in Micronesia... but it's fine). Kuna PNG Air - it's fine. PNG is very expensive... most of the stuff is imported and so make sure you get enough Kina on you. use BSP ATMS coz they work with our cards - the others don't.
I usually sleep at Ela Beach hotel it has a great view of the coral sea and very close to supermarkets and the old down town. it cost me 475 kina for a night last time I was there.
There is a kenyan community there - not to big but tunajuana kwa vilemba! they make the place very easy to live and show you around. They will give you the proper security assessment for Africans - wachana na hizo vitu za wazungu. I know some africans who have set themselves up well. Biashara e.t.c. Most work for NGOs and Telcos. I ride taxis and go out as much as I want when I am there. I am a runner so I have run around that city and hakuna mahali sijaenda on foot seeing people. So while it's insecure - it's not the same for everyone. plus robberies happen in Nairobi too so... live your life. I wish you well in the land of the unexpected.


That place looks like nchi ya wanaume. You know a country of raw manly machismo so I have to ask, how are the girls. Are they gentle and obedient?
MugundaMan
#8 Posted : Friday, September 28, 2018 7:27:53 PM
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masukuma wrote:
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Flights are fairly dependable to the provinces from Moresby. They are really the only way to travel around that place. It's rather mountainous and people have land issues and so road construction is difficult. so the clip is right in that way - to move to the highlands or the northern areas - flying is the only way. Air Nuigini is fine (it had an issue jana in Micronesia... but it's fine). Kuna PNG Air - it's fine. PNG is very expensive... most of the stuff is imported and so make sure you get enough Kina on you. use BSP ATMS coz they work with our cards - the others don't.
I usually sleep at Ela Beach hotel it has a great view of the coral sea and very close to supermarkets and the old down town. it cost me 475 kina for a night last time I was there.
There is a kenyan community there - not to big but tunajuana kwa vilemba! they make the place very easy to live and show you around. They will give you the proper security assessment for Africans - wachana na hizo vitu za wazungu. I know some africans who have set themselves up well. Biashara e.t.c. Most work for NGOs and Telcos. I ride taxis and go out as much as I want when I am there. I am a runner so I have run around that city and hakuna mahali sijaenda on foot seeing people. So while it's insecure - it's not the same for everyone. plus robberies happen in Nairobi too so... live your life. I wish you well in the land of the unexpected.


Thanks for the enjoyable read. Kumbe Wananchi have colonized that place as well. Kweli we are everywhere on this here our planet. The strangest place I ever met a Kenyan was in transit at Zurich Airport. I made the mistake of wearing one of those Kenyan scarfs that The Don (Kipkorir) likes to wear. WHile checking in for the onward flight I see a sharply dressed black guy and a Swiss lady behind the counter doing the checking in chaparing very serious German; chugudu chugudu chuguduu. I assumed the chap is a Swiss born black, he even looks like them. When it came to my turn wacha even before I unleash my passport the guy says "habari ya nyumbani ndugu" in proper Kiswahili. Kumbe he was from kwetu. But he must have lived there at least 20 years to have that complex German speech. Even his English had a German accent to it. Kengine was at JKIA when a pretty young lady was leaving for China with what appeared to her Chinese hubby. I just heard her saying chwi chwi chwi chwi chwi (speaking in Chinese) and I was amazed that Kenyans are truly everywhere.
Fullykenyan
#9 Posted : Friday, September 28, 2018 9:58:15 PM
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MugundaMan wrote:
masukuma wrote:
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Flights are fairly dependable to the provinces from Moresby. They are really the only way to travel around that place. It's rather mountainous and people have land issues and so road construction is difficult. so the clip is right in that way - to move to the highlands or the northern areas - flying is the only way. Air Nuigini is fine (it had an issue jana in Micronesia... but it's fine). Kuna PNG Air - it's fine. PNG is very expensive... most of the stuff is imported and so make sure you get enough Kina on you. use BSP ATMS coz they work with our cards - the others don't.
I usually sleep at Ela Beach hotel it has a great view of the coral sea and very close to supermarkets and the old down town. it cost me 475 kina for a night last time I was there.
There is a kenyan community there - not to big but tunajuana kwa vilemba! they make the place very easy to live and show you around. They will give you the proper security assessment for Africans - wachana na hizo vitu za wazungu. I know some africans who have set themselves up well. Biashara e.t.c. Most work for NGOs and Telcos. I ride taxis and go out as much as I want when I am there. I am a runner so I have run around that city and hakuna mahali sijaenda on foot seeing people. So while it's insecure - it's not the same for everyone. plus robberies happen in Nairobi too so... live your life. I wish you well in the land of the unexpected.


Thanks for the enjoyable read. Kumbe Wananchi have colonized that place as well. Kweli we are everywhere on this here our planet. The strangest place I ever met a Kenyan was in transit at Zurich Airport. I made the mistake of wearing one of those Kenyan scarfs that The Don (Kipkorir) likes to wear. WHile checking in for the onward flight I see a sharply dressed black guy and a Swiss lady behind the counter doing the checking in chaparing very serious German; chugudu chugudu chuguduu. I assumed the chap is a Swiss born black, he even looks like them. When it came to my turn wacha even before I unleash my passport the guy says "habari ya nyumbani ndugu" in proper Kiswahili. Kumbe he was from kwetu. But he must have lived there at least 20 years to have that complex German speech. Even his English had a German accent to it. Kengine was at JKIA when a pretty young lady was leaving for China with what appeared to her Chinese hubby. I just heard her saying chwi chwi chwi chwi chwi (speaking in Chinese) and I was amazed that Kenyans are truly everywhere.


Foreign languages are not hard to learn. I did my studies in a country where english is not the medium of communication.
The downside of it,is that after a while ,your english gets realy eroded.
Fullykenyan
#10 Posted : Friday, September 28, 2018 10:00:47 PM
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Joined: 7/27/2014
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Location: Eastlando
masukuma wrote:
Fullykenyan wrote:
masukuma wrote:
MugundaMan wrote:
masukuma wrote:

Niugini... very interesting country... been there almost 1 year... very very interesting place.
but those Highlanders.... wah!! sio mchezo!


What on earth were you doing in the land of Raskols where rape, racketeering, panga slashing of anyone in sight and domestic violence are the norm! That betelnut thing is scary. Most of their mouths are fetid with teeth falling off because of that drug.

It's actually not that bad for Africans smile For white people... sorry Australians? watakipata pata but generally speaking it's fine for Waafrika. I don't mind going there any time... I was actually was there less than 2 weeks ago and may be there in the next 2 months or so.
They seem to be fair to some extent. While they have their ukabila they seem to have more wazunguz as MPs than most people and some are quite popular. I have had some interesting experiences in Port Moresby. That betelnut (buai) is harmless... just disgusting to look at but it's like their miraa.

How is inland flight? And do they just dont like whites,ama just australians? And how expensive are hotels? Thanks in advance :)

Flights are fairly dependable to the provinces from Moresby. They are really the only way to travel around that place. It's rather mountainous and people have land issues and so road construction is difficult. so the clip is right in that way - to move to the highlands or the northern areas - flying is the only way. Air Nuigini is fine (it had an issue jana in Micronesia... but it's fine). Kuna PNG Air - it's fine. PNG is very expensive... most of the stuff is imported and so make sure you get enough Kina on you. use BSP ATMS coz they work with our cards - the others don't.
I usually sleep at Ela Beach hotel it has a great view of the coral sea and very close to supermarkets and the old down town. it cost me 475 kina for a night last time I was there.
There is a kenyan community there - not to big but tunajuana kwa vilemba! they make the place very easy to live and show you around. They will give you the proper security assessment for Africans - wachana na hizo vitu za wazungu. I know some africans who have set themselves up well. Biashara e.t.c. Most work for NGOs and Telcos. I ride taxis and go out as much as I want when I am there. I am a runner so I have run around that city and hakuna mahali sijaenda on foot seeing people. So while it's insecure - it's not the same for everyone. plus robberies happen in Nairobi too so... live your life. I wish you well in the land of the unexpected.


Thanks boss. I have a cousin somewhere up in the highlands there,and i want to give him a visit,one of this fine days
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