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Rank: Member Joined: 12/17/2011 Posts: 887
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Friends and foes alike, please help me search for mukiri. I haven't heard from him in a while and I am afraid he could be the pastor they are talking about on this link. http://www.zambianobserv...lk-on-water-like-jesus/
The Bible says to be our brother's keeper and to love our neighbor as we love ourselves. We all love mukiri so am kindly asking all of you to please confirm if this is actually him or not. Am getting messages that it could be him but we need to be sure. Anybody?
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/11/2012 Posts: 5,222
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/11/2012 Posts: 5,222
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The Word of God does talk about both acceptable and unacceptable testing of God. As it does about mocking ..
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Rank: Member Joined: 12/17/2011 Posts: 887
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Thank goodness you are alive and well Mukiri. I was almost asking the admin to organize a memorial service for you. On another note, I was arguing with some guys who are saying that you (mukiri) are incapable of walking over water and I know that with enough prayer, fasting, favor and anointment, you can walk across river Nile and back while showing those hungry Nile crocodiles beneath you the middle finger. Let's prove them wrong mukiri, walk across the Nile so that we can shut them up for once and for all. If Jesus could do it I know that you too can do it. I will facilitate everything. Let's do it brother. We'll post pictures on Wazua and maybe take a few selfies with the crocs. Cool? 
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 3/27/2009 Posts: 1,437
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hamburglar wrote:Thank goodness you are alive and well Mukiri. I was almost asking the admin to organize a memorial service for you. On another note, I was arguing with some guys who are saying that you (mukiri) are incapable of walking over water and I know that with enough prayer, fasting, favor and anointment, you can walk across river Nile and back while showing those hungry Nile crocodiles beneath you the middle finger. Let's prove them wrong mukiri, walk across the Nile so that we can shut them up for once and for all. If Jesus could do it I know that you too can do it. I will facilitate everything. Let's do it brother. We'll post pictures on Wazua and maybe take a few selfies with the crocs. Cool? You intend to have a memorial service for him by all means.
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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Iganamagana wrote:hamburglar wrote:Thank goodness you are alive and well Mukiri. I was almost asking the admin to organize a memorial service for you. On another note, I was arguing with some guys who are saying that you (mukiri) are incapable of walking over water and I know that with enough prayer, fasting, favor and anointment, you can walk across river Nile and back while showing those hungry Nile crocodiles beneath you the middle finger. Let's prove them wrong mukiri, walk across the Nile so that we can shut them up for once and for all. If Jesus could do it I know that you too can do it. I will facilitate everything. Let's do it brother. We'll post pictures on Wazua and maybe take a few selfies with the crocs. Cool? You intend to have a memorial service for him by all means.  He is just mocking him though
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/18/2011 Posts: 12,069 Location: Kianjokoma
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Iganamagana wrote:hamburglar wrote:Thank goodness you are alive and well Mukiri. I was almost asking the admin to organize a memorial service for you. On another note, I was arguing with some guys who are saying that you (mukiri) are incapable of walking over water and I know that with enough prayer, fasting, favor and anointment, you can walk across river Nile and back while showing those hungry Nile crocodiles beneath you the middle finger. Let's prove them wrong mukiri, walk across the Nile so that we can shut them up for once and for all. If Jesus could do it I know that you too can do it. I will facilitate everything. Let's do it brother. We'll post pictures on Wazua and maybe take a few selfies with the crocs. Cool? You intend to have a memorial service for him by all means. hungry for a memorial service
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/18/2011 Posts: 12,069 Location: Kianjokoma
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Then the devil took him to the holy city and set him on the highest point of the temple. 6 ‘If you are the Son of God,’ he said, ‘throw yourself down. For it is written: ‘“He will command his angels concerning you, and they will lift you up in their hands, so that you will not strike your foot against a stone.”[c]’ 7 Jesus answered him, ‘It is also written: “Do not put the Lord your God to the test.”[d]’
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/11/2012 Posts: 5,222
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@Lolllest has your answer. Of importance here is 1. He always answered.... It is written 2. It is written, Resist the devil and he'll flee from you 3. (a) It is written, A tree is know from its fruits (b) It is written, our fight is not that of flesh and blood, but in the spirit realm (c) It is written, the devil only comes to kill, steal and destroy, but He comes that you may have life, and have it in abundance These three have been of uttmost importance to me because then I know, if you are not speaking life to me, then he that dwells in you, defines what type of deeds(fruits) you produce, whence you become known. Why waste your time in mockery? Don't you have better things to do? Or is it that, the power inside of you won't let you be?
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Rank: Member Joined: 12/17/2011 Posts: 887
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Mukiri wrote:@Lolllest has your answer.
Of importance here is
1. He always answered.... It is written
2. It is written, Resist the devil and he'll flee from you
3. (a) It is written, A tree is know from its fruits
(b) It is written, our fight is not that of flesh and blood, but in the spirit realm
(c) It is written, the devil only comes to kill, steal and destroy, but He comes that you may have life, and have it in abundance
These three have been of uttmost importance to me because then I know, if you are not speaking life to me, then he that dwells in you, defines what type of deeds(fruits) you produce, whence you become known.
Why waste your time in mockery? Don't you have better things to do? Or is it that, the power inside of you won't let you be? My feelings are hurt. Am trying to facilitate a trip for you to pull off a miracle and this is the thanks I get? Okay, if you don't want to walk on water, I have a party tomorrow, do you think you can do me a solid and come change some water into wine? It seems like Jesus liked to party too so mukiri you too can stay and party with us after you pull off the miracle. The walking on water one might be too dangerous so I will let it slide, but this one, you can pull this one off. Let's party Mukiri, I have the water ready. Hehehehe.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/11/2012 Posts: 5,222
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hamburglar wrote:Mukiri wrote:@Lolllest has your answer.
Of importance here is
1. He always answered.... It is written
2. It is written, Resist the devil and he'll flee from you
3. (a) It is written, A tree is know from its fruits
(b) It is written, our fight is not that of flesh and blood, but in the spirit realm
(c) It is written, the devil only comes to kill, steal and destroy, but He comes that you may have life, and have it in abundance
These three have been of uttmost importance to me because then I know, if you are not speaking life to me, then he that dwells in you, defines what type of deeds(fruits) you produce, whence you become known.
Why waste your time in mockery? Don't you have better things to do? Or is it that, the power inside of you won't let you be? My feelings are hurt. Am trying to facilitate a trip for you to pull off a miracle and this is the thanks I get? Okay, if you don't want to walk on water, I have a party tomorrow, do you think you can do me a solid and come change some water into wine? It seems like Jesus liked to party too so mukiri you too can stay and party with us after you pull off the miracle. The walking on water one might be too dangerous so I will let it slide, but this one, you can pull this one off. Let's party Mukiri, I have the water ready. Hehehehe. Kids' party I presume? I am no more Jesus-like than you. Probably even much more worse off. The best I can do is buy you some Grape juice. As a matter of fact I just had some Pick n' Peel Red grape juice and can attest its sweetness. Maybe even as sweet as the wedding partakers attested, after Jesus christ performed the miracle.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/4/2006 Posts: 13,822 Location: Nairobi
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Lolest! wrote: Then the devil took him to the holy city and set him on the highest point of the temple. 6 ‘If you are the Son of God,’ he said, ‘throw yourself down. For it is written:
‘“He will command his angels concerning you,
and they will lift you up in their hands,
so that you will not strike your foot against a stone.”[c]’
7 Jesus answered him, ‘It is also written: “Do not put the Lord your God to the test.”[d]’ so.. can someone help me identify these 3 things kwa hii story.. 1) Shetani ni nani kwa hii story 2) Yesu ni nani? 3) holy city ni wapi? ama mawe All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
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Rank: Member Joined: 10/26/2011 Posts: 181 Location: Nairobi
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This is what happens when we interpret the “Word” ala carte. If asked to have enough faith to walk on water (something that defies natural laws) we seek refuge in the passage “Do not put the Lord your God to the test.” Or like the fool in this video we take it literally and become a crocodile feast. However the same “Word” tells you that if you have enough faith, “you can move mountains!”, though I have not seen or heard anyone attempt to move a hill. Now which of these is literal and which is metaphorical? Which reminds me that Mukiri has not replied my question of where the resurrected Lazarus is today! or whether he died a 2nd time. I am still waiting. First time in history we can save the human race by laying in front of the TV and doing nothing. Let's not screw it up
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/11/2012 Posts: 5,222
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Apricot wrote:This is what happens when we interpret the “Word” ala carte. If asked to have enough faith to walk on water (something that defies natural laws) we seek refuge in the passage “Do not put the Lord your God to the test.” Or like the fool in this video we take it literally and become a crocodile feast. However the same “Word” tells you that if you have enough faith, “you can move mountains!”, though I have not seen or heard anyone attempt to move a hill. Now which of these is literal and which is metaphorical?
Which reminds me that Mukiri has not replied my question of where the resurrected Lazarus is today! or whether he died a 2nd time. I am still waiting.
Chief, I have no theological training and can only try and answer you, from my own understand. However, it is written, Lean not unto your own understanding.. So, even I wouldn't vouch for my answer. Disclaimer given, if Lazarus would have lived more years than was the common life expectancy then, it would have been another miracle than would probably have been reported. The only character I reckon to be still alive is Cain.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/4/2006 Posts: 13,822 Location: Nairobi
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Mukiri wrote:Apricot wrote:This is what happens when we interpret the “Word” ala carte. If asked to have enough faith to walk on water (something that defies natural laws) we seek refuge in the passage “Do not put the Lord your God to the test.” Or like the fool in this video we take it literally and become a crocodile feast. However the same “Word” tells you that if you have enough faith, “you can move mountains!”, though I have not seen or heard anyone attempt to move a hill. Now which of these is literal and which is metaphorical?
Which reminds me that Mukiri has not replied my question of where the resurrected Lazarus is today! or whether he died a 2nd time. I am still waiting.
Chief, I have no theological training and can only try and answer you, from my own understand. However, it is written, Lean not unto your own understanding.. So, even I wouldn't vouch for my answer. Disclaimer given, if Lazarus would have lived more years than was the common life expectancy then, it would have been another miracle than would probably have been reported. The only character I reckon to be still alive is Cain. I remember my mum giving me these stories when i was young. How Cain was walking around especially jioni. Escorting people e.t.c. it's only later in life that I came across the mythology of the ' Wandering Jew'. All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/11/2012 Posts: 5,222
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masukuma wrote:Mukiri wrote:Apricot wrote:This is what happens when we interpret the “Word” ala carte. If asked to have enough faith to walk on water (something that defies natural laws) we seek refuge in the passage “Do not put the Lord your God to the test.” Or like the fool in this video we take it literally and become a crocodile feast. However the same “Word” tells you that if you have enough faith, “you can move mountains!”, though I have not seen or heard anyone attempt to move a hill. Now which of these is literal and which is metaphorical?
Which reminds me that Mukiri has not replied my question of where the resurrected Lazarus is today! or whether he died a 2nd time. I am still waiting.
Chief, I have no theological training and can only try and answer you, from my own understand. However, it is written, Lean not unto your own understanding.. So, even I wouldn't vouch for my answer. Disclaimer given, if Lazarus would have lived more years than was the common life expectancy then, it would have been another miracle than would probably have been reported. The only character I reckon to be still alive is Cain. I remember my mum giving me these stories when i was young. How Cain was walking around especially jioni. Escorting people e.t.c. it's only later in life that I came across the mythology of the ' Wandering Jew'. I was just checking to see if you know your Bible. Cain was killed in the flood.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/4/2006 Posts: 13,822 Location: Nairobi
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Mukiri wrote:masukuma wrote:Mukiri wrote:Apricot wrote:This is what happens when we interpret the “Word” ala carte. If asked to have enough faith to walk on water (something that defies natural laws) we seek refuge in the passage “Do not put the Lord your God to the test.” Or like the fool in this video we take it literally and become a crocodile feast. However the same “Word” tells you that if you have enough faith, “you can move mountains!”, though I have not seen or heard anyone attempt to move a hill. Now which of these is literal and which is metaphorical?
Which reminds me that Mukiri has not replied my question of where the resurrected Lazarus is today! or whether he died a 2nd time. I am still waiting.
Chief, I have no theological training and can only try and answer you, from my own understand. However, it is written, Lean not unto your own understanding.. So, even I wouldn't vouch for my answer. Disclaimer given, if Lazarus would have lived more years than was the common life expectancy then, it would have been another miracle than would probably have been reported. The only character I reckon to be still alive is Cain. I remember my mum giving me these stories when i was young. How Cain was walking around especially jioni. Escorting people e.t.c. it's only later in life that I came across the mythology of the ' Wandering Jew'. I was just checking to see if you know your Bible. Cain was killed in the flood. oh the flood!!! cool story son of Ham! All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
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