Bye bye we will miss you kadogo

Yeah, You get restless whenever (you know whom) is under siege and you won't help to get you itchy fingers on the keyboard for a rebuttal

I have quite 7 times. Bado niko. I realised that age is the thing that makes me post less.

It would be sad to lose you to be honest. It's rare you come across people who are dead wrong but insist they are right. It's actually refreshing.

So do it like me.

Get busy, really busy. On your downtime, surf wazua. There's nothing better in life than seeing the number of people who are more foolish than you are. And wazua is a great place to experiment on ego.

Then once in a while, when no one wants to talk with you. Get a viceroy. Write what the viceroy tells you to write.

Two good things happen

1. You can always say you were drunk and no court can jail you. Trust me even abusing raira or muthamaki will give you a pass.

2. You shall have conquered the evil spirit of boredom. Coz its lonely out there when people think you are just a nuisance. On wazua, they think you have said something of importance. Trust me on that one.

Tafadhali, lets have a viceroy date on Friday night at 1 am my time 6 pm your time.

The only other way you leave wazua is if harrdre and muganda send their brothers to your house. Or you die.

Damn. I am sad to admit I was wrong for the first time in guessing a starter of a thread. I have guessed accurately all the time. This time round I thought it was Alma. He has quit many times before you know.

That's not the first time, sir!

Sasa haya ni matusi friday~~~

Mac-doba amerudi. Kweli its ellection season. You are just like my mp i see him everyday mpaka nikajiuliza hio swali.
Umepotelea wapi ndugu?

Remember in the period before 2013 McReggae had put ODMers under a spell with a toothcomb and a table clock. They'd applaud whenever he revealed what the two magic gadgets had shown. He was even allocated a corner office at orange house with all luxuries to keep him comfortable. A small fridge had all of his favourite drinks at his disposal(Check the "friday thread" prior to 2013 to see how the man was rolling) I understand McReggae was "Magererd" out of orange house after the 2013 election results and accussed of being a fake