Enough of these people.
I think you know my nonsense
I'm declaring myself in 2022.
I can't do 2017 for obvious reasons
1. Muthamaki syndrome
2. Surely, as harrydre can prove, sina pesa
3. hardwood wants me to get a job for his sister...upus..sister might be a donuts carnival.
4. I don't have the Singh syndrome
5. Muthamaki must come. What's the proof
After weighing my options. I shall not become like the Nairobi albino who turns up after 5 years. After all, why does he have to campaign. I just buy Kameme.
I have the women votes too.
Just because you saw me sucking sonkos [****]. Before you shoot me, learn the meaning of irony, etc... I was not, have never done what I wrote...But you can sue me if you are Njunge with money.
Shows you how far I can go for you. After all when this kalenjin tells me he loves me more than his wife....surely.....He's a lawyer. He knows which part of my booty to touch..hehe. Which lawyer...What's the meaning of booty? Now sue me.
I'm going to be president. I promise
My wife....she walks to work..Sina gari...But she will set up a no walking to work program. In fact she's accepted to walk without bus fair
mmmmhhhhh
Since I'm runing for president. Let's shoot all the doctors. I have Itumnis number. You know...The guy who hackecd IDD,,,,DDDD,
He shall say how a doctor is useless. In the hope that no one notices. After all, nurses wear the same white clothes as doctors.
Vote for me people..Like seriously.
Vote for Sonko...Not Joho - Joho is a drug dealer
Vote for Waitutu...Not the guy who's party ended up with a dead chick on waiwaki way.
Vote for Raguma...Many many wheelbarrows for Raoila. We need Raira in our lives forever.
My name is alma...The only persom who cares is admin and harrdre/ After all, harrydre cares so much for me. he shall pay my rent
I'm running for president. Kesho. Coz raira sharo nefa mbe. Uhuru, doesn't have a degree.
Vote for me. After all, I don't pay taxex. I'm hot like that.
Ngalaka, kweri, rogo?
Thieves are not good people. Tumeelewana?