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Nani amenyimwa...???
The Real Shaft
#1 Posted : Thursday, April 30, 2009 11:19:00 AM
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Joined: 11/19/2008
Posts: 839
Or am I asking too early....???

if we are 'nyimwad'...

who are they giving it to...???

fida-kenge.........

ni bure-kenge sana......


nyeeeeeeffffffffffff...................

I'm the real Massey F.....shut your mouth
I'm the real Massey Fergu...... Shut your mouth....
chemos
#2 Posted : Thursday, April 30, 2009 11:21:00 AM
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Joined: 11/28/2006
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mimi nilinyimwa chai leo asubuhi
Impunity
#3 Posted : Thursday, April 30, 2009 11:28:00 AM
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Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
I must say this,nilinyimwa last night but nilipata nimepewa yote asubuhi aroun 5 am without even asking.(may be she thought twice) I've even been promised a sweet experience i will never forget this evening from job.To all my watering pals,leo hatutakutana Muchadha Pub.

Which is more dirty,the pig or Kenyan mp?
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

Sober
#4 Posted : Thursday, April 30, 2009 11:36:00 AM
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Mbona uendelee kuomba maharagwe ilhali unaweza kupata samaki bila maswali?

A likely impossibility is always preferable to an unconvincing posibility.
African parents don't know how to say sorry.. the closest you will get to a sorry is a 'have you eaten'
faa
#5 Posted : Thursday, April 30, 2009 11:41:00 AM
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Joined: 5/8/2007
Posts: 709
We watched news jana together,tension was high when the story was read,she looked at me,but i just stared at the screen?

After some minutes she said ' Umeskia vyenye FIDA wamesema?'/'niwaigua uria fida mauga?'

I didn't talk,adrenaline was high,i was about to burst(Tension was high.)

After supper,things....


yayo
The Real Shaft
#6 Posted : Thursday, April 30, 2009 11:48:00 AM
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Posts: 839
na sasa...

hata wakitunyima......

hiyo utamu...

wataipeleka wapi.....???

kwani kawaida yake...

itaisha ukiitumia sana...???

wawache michezo.....

I'm the real Massey F.....shut your mouth
I'm the real Massey Fergu...... Shut your mouth....
mtaalam
#7 Posted : Thursday, April 30, 2009 12:30:00 PM
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Posts: 519
Wewe,ndio... naongea na wewe... tuanze mipango ya kando!

The best time to plant a tree is twenty years ago. The second best time is now.
McReggae
#8 Posted : Thursday, April 30, 2009 12:35:00 PM
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Joined: 6/17/2008
Posts: 23,365
Location: Nairobi
Mimi nilinyimana!!!

Make money.....then you will enjoy all the fine things in life!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
The Real Shaft
#9 Posted : Thursday, April 30, 2009 12:37:00 PM
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Posts: 839
na hii ni ngeli ya.....

fi...........da...........!!!

ama...

ngeli ya...

nyi........ma.........

na mnanyimana....

kufanya mapenzi.....

au...

mnanyimana ngono......???

I'm the real Massey F.....shut your mouth
I'm the real Massey Fergu...... Shut your mouth....
Mr.Tea
#10 Posted : Thursday, April 30, 2009 2:01:00 PM
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Joined: 12/4/2008
Posts: 341
Location: Nairobi
Feed Ignorant Damsels (with) Absurdity as we delight in their misery.

Patience Pays in Guaranteed Checks
Patience Pays In Guaranteed Checks.
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