Hallo Wazuans,

Am a newbie in this side i have been reading the content's and i must its very informative.
I have 50k to spare and thinking to invest it on shares but other investments are welcome,

What i tend to do is buy shares on short term basis say like a week or two weeks and sell

What counters do i need to buy?

Sunshade. Really.

You are an employee in a certain firm where you are responsible for a Kshs. 50,000.00 cash float for two week periods.

You decide you wish to misappropriate this cash float and “invest” it in the Nairobi Securities Exchange.

You intend to buy a set of shares and sell them after every two weeks.

You intend to return the float for accounting after which you go back to the Exchange. And infinitum.

As such, you are here in the Virtual Republic of Wazua hopping that Citizens will, in their infinite stupidity, enlighten you about when precisely certain counters will rise in value and fall.

Or you hope Citizens will inform you when a certain counter will rise and when it will fall enabling you make a Kshs. 50,000.00 stolen cash float fuelled killing.

Welcome to the Virtual Republic of Wazua Sunshade. It is idiots like you who make enlightened investors rich. The Nairobi Securities Exchange would be such a dour place without fools like you.

I pity the firm you work for. But then again, what the hell. Live and learn.

Please tell me I am wrong. Please.

Send to cytonn

Oh dear. What are we going to do with you, Sweetheart?

I an no grammar Nazi but when you fail to respect Citizens by re-reading your posts and making appropriate corrections before posting, then we (I) have no choice but to treat you with disrespect.

It is so bad that you refer to yourself as "it". That scares me.

I am in a good mood, so I will give you some advice.

Stick to what you did to make that Kshs. 50,000.00 in the first place.

I assume you did not have to take your clothes off, exchange certain bodily fluids with someone else or peddle pharmacies to make it.

Please do not be a stranger. Your naïveté is so endearing. We (I) could do with a modicum of that once in a while around here.

50K extra per month or 50k savings? Wazuans are used to investments where capital is in the range of six-eight figures

Haba na haba hijaza kibaba ............ pole pole ndiye mwendo. Let us help this new member of Wazua. Muwache unafik!!!!

Wrong, wrong, wrong once more, how

Assumption once again, that i work in any of the mentioned department or the city. quot;

Actually i have more than Ksh,50,000 but playing it safe not to put all egg's in one basket.I have invested in property,unit trust,share's but this long term.

still not getting my question answered.mmmmhh
What a welcome

There is a lot of assumption here.

My gender is not in question.

Male or female we live in a very sexist society,

How sad.

Problem of being miss independent and humble.

Now you may continue to throw stone's,name calling to make yourselves feel better.



Thank's for the welcome.

S/he said 1-2 weeks not 6months

Hey hey Wazuans, please welcome the "new airport" in the house by not scaring her. Let her feel comfortable away from home.

Baby girl, first congratulations for being a member at Wazua. Number 2, if you read through all the wazua threads, you will find very useful information that touches all spheres of life.

Most people here talk about millions, I really do not know if they are worth that much, or they just exaggerate, so with 50k they get a bit clueless because they are used to million shillings ideas!!

Truth be told, with 50k you can expect very little returns within that short duration. If you were in the village, i would tell you to spend 50k on beans cultivation and you would harvest produce worth 150k within 3 months if you find good agricultural areas.

Of all these "advisors" i think i am the only one who has welcomed you well.........you could drop me a mail so that we chat our way forward on how to prepare airport landings!!