LAWYER SUES OVER THE DEATH OF JESUS CHRIST

A lawyer filed a lawsuit with the International Court of Justice to overturn the trial and crucifixion of Jesus Christ. Kenyan lawyer Dola Indidis argues that the trial was unlawful and is demanding that Israel and Italy be held responsible. Indidis, a Roman Catholic and former spokesperson for the Kenyan Judiciary, filed the lawsuit regarding Jesus's death with the International Court of Justice, based at The Hague in the Netherlands.

He filed the lawsuit against Pontius Pilate, several Jewish elders, King Herod, Emperor Tiberius of Rome, the Republic of Italy and the State of Israel. "I filed the case because it's my duty to uphold the dignity of Jesus and I have gone to the ICJ to seek justice for the man from Nazareth," Indidis stated. "His selective and malicious prosecution violated his human rights through judicial misconduct, abuse of office bias and prejudice."

The International Court of Justice created a preliminary panel to consider Indidis's case, but there was a small problem. "The ICJ has no jurisdiction for such a case," an ICJ spokesperson stated. "The ICJ settles disputes between states. It is not even theoretically possible for us to consider this case."

Indidis has tried to file this case before. In 2007, he submitted his case to the Kenyan High Court in Nairobi, but it was rejected for not having enough legal standing, especially since parties Indidis wishes to prosecute have been dead for 2,000 years.

One has to wonder how this idiot became a lawyer in the first place. Firstly, people who have been dead fo millennia, not just centuries, cannot be prosecuted. Secondly, Italy and Israel as they are known today, did not exist at the time of the alleged death of Jesus. Thirdly, this fool would have to prove that Jesus even existed, as there is not a shred of credible evidence to show this. In fact there is not one writing from the year 1AD to the year 33AD, the alleged lifetime of Jesus, that even mentions him, so there is a good chance that the whole Jesus story is nothing but fiction.

The first thing that needs to be done is to examine Indidis and see if he is a fit and proper person to be a lawyer, because nobody in their right mind would try and run a case like this. In any event, even if this idiotic case managed to get off the ground and Indidis won, what then? Neither Italy or Israel would even give this dope the time of day, no matter what the ICJ ruled. So all Indidis has done so far is waste the time and resources of the Kenyan High Court and the IJC, who should have told him to get lost right away.