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Life is short, have an affair
tycho
#1 Posted : Friday, August 21, 2015 6:49:37 AM
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This girl Ashley, she must be such a voracious 'bi'. Feel free to post your encrypted apologies if you've tasted her. . .
tycho
#2 Posted : Friday, August 21, 2015 8:09:15 AM
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Angelica _ann
#3 Posted : Friday, August 21, 2015 9:24:22 AM
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Every other married couple is doing this, ama?
In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
tycho
#4 Posted : Friday, August 21, 2015 10:18:36 AM
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Angelica _ann wrote:
Every other married couple is doing this, ama?


I suspect so. I wonder what this is about. Like I think it's futile to speak of reasons.
Swenani
#5 Posted : Friday, August 21, 2015 10:20:25 AM
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Angelica _ann wrote:
Every other married couple is doing this, ama?


Nope, it's just you and tycho alone
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
tycho
#6 Posted : Friday, August 21, 2015 10:42:18 AM
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Swenani wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
Every other married couple is doing this, ama?


Nope, it's just you and tycho alone


If this is true, can one know why @swenani isn't doing it? Is swenani's behavior worth explicating?
tycho
#7 Posted : Friday, August 21, 2015 11:25:44 AM
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There are plenty of stories about affairs, but let me share two of my best:

https://en.m.wikipedia.o...i/Laughter_in_the_Dark_(novel)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Love_(novella)
Othelo
#8 Posted : Friday, August 21, 2015 11:34:51 AM
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Quickie & BJ in the office is the best, the andrenaline..... does that qualify to be an affair!
Formal education will make you a living. Self-education will make you a fortune - Jim Rohn.
Much Know
#9 Posted : Friday, August 21, 2015 12:31:04 PM
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Angelica _ann wrote:
Every other married couple is doing this, ama?

Under the new constitution Chapter 3 (45) we expect much better behavior from Kenyans in families freed from Babylon system.
Meru Holiness
Swenani
#10 Posted : Friday, August 21, 2015 1:53:25 PM
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Much Know wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
Every other married couple is doing this, ama?

Under the new constitution Chapter 3 (45) we expect much better behavior from Kenyans in families freed from Babylon system.

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Its chapter 4 not three

Quote:
45. (1) The family is the natural and fundamental unit of society
and the necessary basis of social order, and shall enjoy the recognition
Economic and social
rights.
Language and
culture.
Family.
32 Constitution of Kenya [Rev. 2010
and protection of the State.
(2) Every adult has the right to marry a person of the opposite
sex, based on the free consent of the parties.
(3) Parties to a marriage are entitled to equal rights at the time
of the marriage, during the marriage and at the dissolution of the
marriage.
(4) Parliament shall enact legislation that recognises—
(a) marriages concluded under any tradition, or system of
religious, personal or family law; and
(b) any system of personal and family law under any tradition,
or adhered to by persons professing a particular religion,
to the extent that any such marriages orsystems of law are consistent
with this Constitution.
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
Much Know
#11 Posted : Friday, August 21, 2015 2:10:02 PM
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Swenani wrote:
Much Know wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
Every other married couple is doing this, ama?

Under the new constitution Chapter 3 (45) we expect much better behavior from Kenyans in families freed from Babylon system.

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Its chapter 4 not three

Quote:
45. (1) The family is the natural and fundamental unit of society
and the necessary basis of social order, and shall enjoy the recognition
Economic and social
rights.
Language and
culture.
Family.
32 Constitution of Kenya [Rev. 2010
and protection of the State.
(2) Every adult has the right to marry a person of the opposite
sex, based on the free consent of the parties.
(3) Parties to a marriage are entitled to equal rights at the time
of the marriage, during the marriage and at the dissolution of the
marriage.
(4) Parliament shall enact legislation that recognises—
(a) marriages concluded under any tradition, or system of
religious, personal or family law; and
(b) any system of personal and family law under any tradition,
or adhered to by persons professing a particular religion,
to the extent that any such marriages orsystems of law are consistent
with this Constitution.

Habari ndio hio!
Meru Holiness
FRM2011
#12 Posted : Friday, August 21, 2015 2:31:44 PM
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Swenani wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
Every other married couple is doing this, ama?


Nope, it's just you and tycho alone


@swenani Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause

I have been toying with a wild business idea everytime i am in those hidden out-of-town hotels where you can tell every third guy is with his MWK.

Wazua ni ya kutengeneza pesa, sio ? Here is my plan.

Obtain photographic evidence by paying the hotel workers. Give them those stealth spy cameras and pay 10k for every good undeniable photo.

Open a website masquerading as a someone out to protect the family unit. Something like "Kenyans for the sanctity of the family".

Unleash the first dossier and let social media do the rest. Once you have everyone's attention, the real work starts. Good old cold-blooded blackmail. If someone is a respected citizen, how much can they pay to keep their shenanigans secret ? 1M ? 10M ?

There is only one hitch in the model; Someone is going to order a hit on you. Which means only @ mawinder can pull this off.
tycho
#13 Posted : Friday, August 21, 2015 3:33:49 PM
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How can any two people have an efficient, effective and mutually beneficial relationship?

I can imagine some conditions for such a relationship:

1. Both must be able to see their minds

2. Both should be able to change and control their minds quickly and almost simultaneously

3. They should have clearly defined and commonly shared objectives and conditions

4. Common and mutually accessible resources




Othelo
#14 Posted : Friday, August 21, 2015 3:54:10 PM
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Much Know wrote:
Swenani wrote:
Much Know wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
Every other married couple is doing this, ama?

Under the new constitution Chapter 3 (45) we expect much better behavior from Kenyans in families freed from Babylon system.

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Its chapter 4 not three

Quote:
45. (1) The family is the natural and fundamental unit of society
and the necessary basis of social order, and shall enjoy the recognition
Economic and social
rights.
Language and
culture.
Family.
32 Constitution of Kenya [Rev. 2010
and protection of the State.
(2) Every adult has the right to marry a person of the opposite
sex, based on the free consent of the parties.
(3) Parties to a marriage are entitled to equal rights at the time
of the marriage, during the marriage and at the dissolution of the
marriage.
(4) Parliament shall enact legislation that recognises—
(a) marriages concluded under any tradition, or system of
religious, personal or family law; and
(b) any system of personal and family law under any tradition,
or adhered to by persons professing a particular religion,
to the extent that any such marriages orsystems of law are consistent
with this Constitution.

Habari ndio hio!

Culture up there allows for small mpongos once in a while
Formal education will make you a living. Self-education will make you a fortune - Jim Rohn.
Swenani
#15 Posted : Friday, August 21, 2015 4:36:44 PM
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FRM2011 wrote:
Swenani wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
Every other married couple is doing this, ama?


Nope, it's just you and tycho alone


@swenani Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause

I have been toying with a wild business idea everytime i am in those hidden out-of-town hotels where you can tell every third guy is with his MWK.

Wazua ni ya kutengeneza pesa, sio ? Here is my plan.

Obtain photographic evidence by paying the hotel workers. Give them those stealth spy cameras and pay 10k for every good undeniable photo.

Open a website masquerading as a someone out to protect the family unit. Something like "Kenyans for the sanctity of the family".

Unleash the first dossier and let social media do the rest. Once you have everyone's attention, the real work starts. Good old cold-blooded blackmail. If someone is a respected citizen, how much can they pay to keep their shenanigans secret ? 1M ? 10M ?

There is only one hitch in the model; Someone is going to order a hit on you. Which means only @ mawinder can pull this off.


You can start small time by taking the photos of wazuans who visit those out of town places aloing isinya road and in kiserian, you only need to pay those guys 500 bob for a good photo and demand 10K from these wazuans....The good thing with these type of wazuans is that they are "too broke" to order a hit on you
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
Impunity
#16 Posted : Friday, August 21, 2015 5:36:23 PM
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Much Know wrote:
Swenani wrote:
Much Know wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
Every other married couple is doing this, ama?

Under the new constitution Chapter 3 (45) we expect much better behavior from Kenyans in families freed from Babylon system.

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Its chapter 4 not three

Quote:
45. (1) The family is the natural and fundamental unit of society
and the necessary basis of social order, and shall enjoy the recognition
Economic and social
rights.
Language and
culture.
Family.
32 Constitution of Kenya [Rev. 2010
and protection of the State.
(2) Every adult has the right to marry a person of the opposite
sex, based on the free consent of the parties.
(3) Parties to a marriage are entitled to equal rights at the time
of the marriage, during the marriage and at the dissolution of the
marriage.
(4) Parliament shall enact legislation that recognises—
(a) marriages concluded under any tradition, or system of
religious, personal or family law; and
(b) any system of personal and family law under any tradition,
or adhered to by persons professing a particular religion,
to the extent that any such marriages orsystems of law are consistent
with this Constitution.

Habari ndio hio!


Me thoughted its chapter 6...the ideals.

Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

Much Know
#17 Posted : Friday, August 21, 2015 8:07:10 PM
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Impunity wrote:
Much Know wrote:
Swenani wrote:
Much Know wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
Every other married couple is doing this, ama?

Under the new constitution Chapter 3 (45) we expect much better behavior from Kenyans in families freed from Babylon system.

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Its chapter 4 not three

Quote:
45. (1) The family is the natural and fundamental unit of society
and the necessary basis of social order, and shall enjoy the recognition
Economic and social
rights.
Language and
culture.
Family.
32 Constitution of Kenya [Rev. 2010
and protection of the State.
(2) Every adult has the right to marry a person of the opposite
sex, based on the free consent of the parties.
(3) Parties to a marriage are entitled to equal rights at the time
of the marriage, during the marriage and at the dissolution of the
marriage.
(4) Parliament shall enact legislation that recognises—
(a) marriages concluded under any tradition, or system of
religious, personal or family law; and
(b) any system of personal and family law under any tradition,
or adhered to by persons professing a particular religion,
to the extent that any such marriages orsystems of law are consistent
with this Constitution.

Habari ndio hio!


Me thoughted its chapter 6...the ideals.


That is maybe the "chungwa/ndizi" constitution of PNU vs ODM, we are looking at 2010 constitution, collusion garment vs jubilee, Chapter 6 is leadership and integrity, the one being used to sack many people for corruption, mpigs and corrupt judges are really fighting it!
Meru Holiness
tycho
#18 Posted : Friday, August 21, 2015 11:25:07 PM
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tycho
#19 Posted : Friday, August 21, 2015 11:39:38 PM
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It's been a long week. But I have seen the 'powers of darkness' and I have seen humanity more clearly than before.

Life, indeed is short to the blind, and blindness leads to despair many a times.

Keeping up faith is the difficult thing.
Angelica _ann
#20 Posted : Saturday, August 22, 2015 1:06:52 PM
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Weekend of affairsmile
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