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Swenani
#1 Posted : Tuesday, May 26, 2015 11:17:59 AM
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Says Alphadoti

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The self-styled Muslim televangelist was told by a questioner that he "kept masturbating even though he was married" and asked Mr Han for advice. Urging viewers to "resist Satan’s temptations", he told the questioner: "Moreover, one hadith states that those who have sexual intercourse with their hands will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife, complaining against them to God over its rights
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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washiku
#2 Posted : Tuesday, May 26, 2015 11:32:32 AM
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Njung'e
#3 Posted : Tuesday, May 26, 2015 12:00:39 PM
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washiku wrote:
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Is this an example of a pregnant hand?



Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

If the silly dude died in jihad and once in "heaven",would he have to explain what happened to the hand to his 72 effing virgins?.Just asking for a friendsmile
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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UpcomingPaperChaser
#4 Posted : Tuesday, May 26, 2015 10:07:17 PM
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Islam has the funniest and the most bastardic teachings on earth!!
-Masturbation will protect you from prostate cancer
-It allows you to control your cumming, unlike guys who land for 60 seconds and they are done!
-Instant relief from landing thirst!
-Cheap, free and convenient
Enjoy every moment of your life, you never know when your time will come.
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