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Interesting believes.....?
Kaigangio
#1 Posted : Friday, February 06, 2015 12:50:39 PM
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Ever heard of interesting believes??
Some funny laughable ones exist, like...

1. A woman should take her first urine on Monday morning, put it in a jar and place it under the bed for nine days and it will hold her husband.smile

2. As you eat the wing of a chicken, take the little bone that is near the end and drop it into the pocket of the fellow you are going with, without him/her knowing it, and he/she will ask you to marry him/her.smile

3. Bury some hair from the top of your husband's head under the front doorstep and he will never leave home for good.Laughing out loudly

4. Bury your husband's shoes in the front yard with the toes toward the door and he will never leave you.Laughing out loudly

5. ......

have you heard of funny believes that you could add to the list?

...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
Kaigangio
#2 Posted : Friday, February 06, 2015 1:04:03 PM
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If a woman washes her front door every morning with her pee, it will draw men to her house.Sad

This reminds me of those women in Majengo along time ago...they could even get men at 70d'oh!
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
Kaigangio
#3 Posted : Friday, February 06, 2015 1:13:55 PM
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If you want some particular person to come to your house, just get a photograph of them and lay it face downward on your dresser under the cloth, and they will come inside in three days.smile smile

Did I used to hear this is what the famous Kajiwe of Mombasa used to advise his clients???
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
Kaigangio
#4 Posted : Friday, February 06, 2015 1:20:38 PM
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If you think your boyfie or husband is going back on you, put a teaspoonful of your monthly in a glass of wine and let him drink it; then he will not leave you.Sad Sad

Yak!!!!!!!

I have heard many men have been done this way...wacha hata kukaliwa chapati!
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
YoungMulla
#5 Posted : Friday, February 06, 2015 1:24:03 PM
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'Beliefs' sir. Noun/verb application
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Njung'e
#6 Posted : Friday, February 06, 2015 1:28:27 PM
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YoungMulla wrote:
'Beliefs' sir. Noun/verb application



Forgive him.This is English in Ki-slope,thus ciitikio!smile
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Kaigangio
#7 Posted : Friday, February 06, 2015 1:39:51 PM
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Njung'e wrote:
YoungMulla wrote:
'Beliefs' sir. Noun/verb application



Forgive him.This is English in Ki-slope,thus ciitikio!smile


Kweli kabisa...scored a miserable 8 in my KCE...
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
Baratang
#8 Posted : Friday, February 06, 2015 1:54:27 PM
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"If a person keeps coming to your house and you don't want them to come back any more, just pour some salt over the doorway and they will never come back again".

This is not just a belief, it is true. I have seen it with my own two eyes.
Njung'e
#9 Posted : Friday, February 06, 2015 1:59:15 PM
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Baratang wrote:
"If a person keeps coming to your house and you don't want them to come back any more, just pour some salt over the doorway and they will never come back again".

This is not just a belief, it is true. I have seen it with my own two eyes.


The salt or the door frame?smile
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vky
#10 Posted : Friday, February 06, 2015 2:09:37 PM
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Baratang wrote:
"If a person keeps coming to your house and you don't want them to come back any more, just pour some salt over the doorway and they will never come back again".

This is not just a belief, it is true. I have seen it with my own two eyes.


will this work for some pesky neighborhood cats who keep on raiding my kitchen whenever i leave the windows open
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Intelligentsia
#11 Posted : Friday, February 06, 2015 2:29:28 PM
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Baratang wrote:
"If a person keeps coming to your house and you don't want them to come back any more, just pour some salt over the doorway and they will never come back again".

This is not just a belief, it is true. I have seen it with my own two eyes.


Ala, and how does the charm know the particular person you are targeting - so many people including your relas/pals use your door all the time, no? d'oh!
Baratang
#12 Posted : Friday, February 06, 2015 2:43:54 PM
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Njung'e wrote:
Baratang wrote:
"If a person keeps coming to your house and you don't want them to come back any more, just pour some salt over the doorway and they will never come back again".

This is not just a belief, it is true. I have seen it with my own two eyes.


The salt or the door frame?smile


Laughing out loudly The former actually.
Baratang
#13 Posted : Friday, February 06, 2015 2:45:51 PM
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vky wrote:
Baratang wrote:
"If a person keeps coming to your house and you don't want them to come back any more, just pour some salt over the doorway and they will never come back again".

This is not just a belief, it is true. I have seen it with my own two eyes.


will this work for some pesky neighborhood cats who keep on raiding my kitchen whenever i leave the windows open


May be you could try it. I don't know if it works on cats.
Baratang
#14 Posted : Friday, February 06, 2015 2:49:33 PM
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Intelligentsia wrote:
Baratang wrote:
"If a person keeps coming to your house and you don't want them to come back any more, just pour some salt over the doorway and they will never come back again".

This is not just a belief, it is true. I have seen it with my own two eyes.


Ala, and how does the charm know the particular person you are targeting - so many people including your relas/pals use your door all the time, no? d'oh!


I think the whole thing requires a perfect timing because the target has to see that salt with his/her own eyes, otherwise it may end up like that rat trap which caught a snake instead.
kenmac
#15 Posted : Friday, February 06, 2015 2:56:12 PM
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#16 Posted : Friday, February 06, 2015 3:27:31 PM
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Kaigangio wrote:
Ever heard of interesting believes??
Some funny laughable ones exist, like...

1. A woman should take her first urine on Monday morning, put it in a jar and place it under the bed for nine days and it will hold her husband.smile

2. As you eat the wing of a chicken, take the little bone that is near the end and drop it into the pocket of the fellow you are going with, without him/her knowing it, and he/she will ask you to marry him/her.smile

3. Bury some hair from the top of your husband's head under the front doorstep and he will never leave home for good.Laughing out loudly

4. Bury your husband's shoes in the front yard with the toes toward the door and he will never leave you.Laughing out loudly

5. ......

have you heard of funny believes that you could add to the list?



Did you mean "beliefs"?
Baratang
#17 Posted : Friday, February 06, 2015 6:11:30 PM
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Kaigangio wrote:
If a woman washes her front door every morning with her pee, it will draw men to her house.Sad

This reminds me of those women in Majengo along time ago...they could even get men at 70d'oh!


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly You just reminded me of a childhood friend whom we went meandering around that place with when we were in secondary school and he told me to wait for him for a short while. The guy disappeared into a thin corridor in one of those houses only for him to show up later after about 40 minutes sweating profusely and told me, "Let us get out of here!!".

He never told me what happened until twenty years later.

innairobi
#18 Posted : Friday, February 06, 2015 6:35:38 PM
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Apparently there is some belief among one community that the mother cannot hold the baby before I dont know what has been done. Anyone here from a community that has strong customs about a mother holding their newborn that can maybe enlighten us? Found it comical that a seemingly well-educated woman giving birth in a not-so-shabby hospital in Nairobi insisted on such ceremonies before they could hold their baby. She had to wait for the husband to come from upcountry with I donno what before she could agree to hold the child. lol
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#19 Posted : Saturday, February 07, 2015 12:15:41 AM
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Baratang wrote:
Intelligentsia wrote:
Baratang wrote:
"If a person keeps coming to your house and you don't want them to come back any more, just pour some salt over the doorway and they will never come back again".

This is not just a belief, it is true. I have seen it with my own two eyes.


Ala, and how does the charm know the particular person you are targeting - so many people including your relas/pals use your door all the time, no? d'oh!


I think the whole thing requires a perfect timing because the target has to see that salt with his/her own eyes, otherwise it may end up like that rat trap which caught a snake instead.


this can work!! you just need to pour/throw some salt INTO THE PERSONS EYES (as he is seeing it) WHEN HE/SHE IS OVER YOUR DOOR WAY and mark my words - he/she will never come back.
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