@mukiri is in Kitui. In another thread he told us he was in a redlight street yesterday. Because I care so much for my brother below is the message I sent him...

"...Make sure you don't get stuck...Be creative ... First try with your toes...If that works, engage the fingers...If they don't get stuck, now try your tongue... Should your tongue get stuck, you can always say that you were plucking jiggers from her thighs because that is how you do it in Ndumberi.
...If your tongue does not get arrested, then prepare to get in with your head...Whichever way...literally or metaphorically.
...Have fun!!!"