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Kaigangio
#1 Posted : Monday, August 25, 2014 10:46:39 AM
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Ati a wife of 15 years has three children aged 15, 12 and 3 years and none of them belongs to her husband...Avando zi!!!

What is worse...all the three children belong to different fathers...Ngai Mwathani!!!!

aaand, the husband has been made to believe and taken care of the children for all those 15 years until when they may be collided with the wife and she hit where it hurts most... Haiyayayayayayayai!!! Nitakunywa ndawa ya panya!!!

Assuming the three children are girls, this malaya wife has just created 3 more...like the mother like the daughters...Yes! No!

Assuming the three children are boys, three bachelors have been created...the boys will never trust the women...might be right, might be wrong!!

Seriously at this rate aren't women going to be the cause of marriage collapse???

READ MORE HERE ABOUT THE MALAYA WIFE...

...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
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Dr. Dre
#2 Posted : Monday, August 25, 2014 10:59:14 AM
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I've always carried out secret paternity tests with all the kids I've purportedly sired...just to be sure I'm the dad, coz I trust no females!
Don't Work Harder...Work Smarter!
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Impunity
#3 Posted : Monday, August 25, 2014 11:14:20 AM
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Dr. Dre wrote:
I've always carried out secret paternity tests with all the kids I've purportedly sired...just to be sure I'm the dad, coz I trust no females!


How many airports do you productively lands?
d'oh!

And by the way she looks very innocent and portrays those woishe faces of bible study women!

Sad Sad Sad

Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Euge
#4 Posted : Monday, August 25, 2014 11:36:51 AM
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Lord, thank you!
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Euge
#5 Posted : Monday, August 25, 2014 11:39:45 AM
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Impunity wrote:
Dr. Dre wrote:
I've always carried out secret paternity tests with all the kids I've purportedly sired...just to be sure I'm the dad, coz I trust no females!


How many airports do you productively lands?
d'oh!

And by the way she looks very innocent and portrays those woishe faces of bible study women!

Sad Sad Sad



Your chemistry teacher didnt tell you looks are deceiving?
Lord, thank you!
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washiku
#6 Posted : Monday, August 25, 2014 11:40:48 AM
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Impunity
#7 Posted : Monday, August 25, 2014 11:42:57 AM
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Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
Euge wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Dr. Dre wrote:
I've always carried out secret paternity tests with all the kids I've purportedly sired...just to be sure I'm the dad, coz I trust no females!


How many airports do you productively lands?
d'oh!

And by the way she looks very innocent and portrays those woishe faces of bible study women!

Sad Sad Sad



Your chemistry teacher didnt tell you looks are deceiving?


I now believe...and you will find one of the landers is a wazuan matatu owners, aged just 28!!!!!!!!!

Not talking Not talking Not talking
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Swenani
#8 Posted : Monday, August 25, 2014 11:46:09 AM
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Dr. Dre wrote:
I've always carried out secret paternity tests with all the kids I've purportedly sired...just to be sure I'm the dad, coz I trust no females!


Mimi sina hio pesa ya waste;
For me its the the kids either look/resemble like me or he either look/resemble like me any other looks(including the mother's looks or any other relatives), she has to find the real father.

You can trust a woman with your relatives
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Impunity
#9 Posted : Monday, August 25, 2014 11:50:03 AM
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Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
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Swenani wrote:
Dr. Dre wrote:
I've always carried out secret paternity tests with all the kids I've purportedly sired...just to be sure I'm the dad, coz I trust no females!


Mimi sina hio pesa ya waste;
For me its the the kids either look/resemble like me or he either look/resemble like me any other looks(including the mother's looks or any other relatives), she has to find the real father.

You can trust a woman with your relatives


I even think the man married the lady when she was a week pegged!
Poorman, always have time to "come-we-stay" at least for 6 months to ensure no bun was in the oven at the time of acceptance.


Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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PeterReborn
#10 Posted : Monday, August 25, 2014 11:56:45 AM
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Joined: 1/3/2014
Posts: 1,063
Kaigangio wrote:
Ati a wife of 15 years has three children aged 15, 12 and 3 years and none of them belongs to her husband...Avando zi!!!

What is worse...all the three children belong to different fathers...Ngai Mwathani!!!!

aaand, the husband has been made to believe and taken care of the children for all those 15 years until when they may be collided with the wife and she hit where it hurts most... Haiyayayayayayayai!!! Nitakunywa ndawa ya panya!!!

Assuming the three children are girls, this malaya wife has just created 3 more...like the mother like the daughters...Yes! No!

Assuming the three children are boys, three bachelors have been created...the boys will never trust the women...might be right, might be wrong!!

Seriously at this rate aren't women going to be the cause of marriage collapse???

READ MORE HERE ABOUT THE MALAYA WIFE...


Sad Sad Sad That is the worst news ever to any man.I would rather not know that the kids aren't mine otherwise this is very unfortunate.
Consistency is better than intensity
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