Conversation between ladies
mary: hello,
sarah: hello my dear how are u today?
Mary: am fine dear, i've missed u alot.
Sarah: and me too
... mary: i am calling just to inform u that i will pay u a visit this afternoon.
Sarah: ok my dear, it will be a great pleasure to me. I will be expecting u my angel.
*After dropping the call
mary: am going to visit that prostitute again
sarah: this idiot is coming here again, she thinks i will buy her drinks with my money again, she dey lie.
Conversation between boys.
John: hello bastard
francis: hello goat wad up?
John: am fine, do u know that u are mad, how can u say that in public.
Francis: u are a fool. I said that to save myself. But i am coming ova this afternoon.
John: ok fine, am waiting for u mr mad man.
*After dropping the call
John: that guy is funny at times but a great friend
francis: thats my man. I like him very much.