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butterflyke
#1 Posted : Tuesday, March 11, 2014 7:49:08 PM
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@fishmongers

C&P: "The 28-year-old medical graduate of the University of Nairobi is the Chief Executive Officer 0f Labonte Limited, whose ‘Dial a Condom’ service, a revolutionary concept is taking the local market by storm.

Her company has provided a hot-line number which anybody who needs male condoms within Nairobi, Kisumu and Mombasa can call and have them delivered wherever they are in the towns."

RINK
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. - Muhammad Ali🐝
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Angelica _ann
#2 Posted : Tuesday, March 11, 2014 8:16:50 PM
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How i waz wrong on the starter of the thread!

Laini better safe than never especially our reckless men. Good safe avenue!

Creativity and innovation Applause Applause Applause
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Impunity
#3 Posted : Tuesday, March 11, 2014 8:22:48 PM
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Waphi namba yakhe!
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MKWASI
#4 Posted : Tuesday, March 11, 2014 8:31:55 PM
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Angelica _ann wrote:
How i waz wrong on the starter of the thread!

Laini better safe than never especially our reckless men. Good safe avenue!

Creativity and innovation Applause Applause Applause



Women empowerment..they break the news with ease and comfort.
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butterflyke
#5 Posted : Wednesday, March 12, 2014 8:18:38 AM
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Angelica _ann wrote:
How i waz wrong on the starter of the thread!

Laini better safe than never especially our reckless men. Good safe avenue!

Creativity and innovation Applause Applause Applause


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Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. - Muhammad Ali🐝
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Gordon Gekko
#6 Posted : Wednesday, March 12, 2014 1:16:35 PM
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At that moment, the brain is starved of oxygen as all the blood has been diverted elsewhere, how will I remember the numberd'oh! Sad
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Pedes
#7 Posted : Wednesday, March 12, 2014 1:23:53 PM
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Gordon Gekko wrote:
At that moment, the brain is starved of oxygen as all the blood has been diverted elsewhere, how will I remember the numberd'oh! Sad


Easy, dial 999 and ask for the number.
If you stay ready, no need to get ready.
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Angelica _ann
#8 Posted : Wednesday, March 12, 2014 1:48:35 PM
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Pedes wrote:
Gordon Gekko wrote:
At that moment, the brain is starved of oxygen as all the blood has been diverted elsewhere, how will I remember the numberd'oh! Sad


Easy, dial 999 and ask for the number.

Which brain?
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butterflyke
#9 Posted : Wednesday, March 12, 2014 4:34:56 PM
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Gordon Gekko wrote:
At that moment, the brain is starved of oxygen as all the blood has been diverted elsewhere, how will I remember the numberd'oh! Sad


weka kwa speed dial otherwise you will be marenderised!
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. - Muhammad Ali🐝
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sparkly
#10 Posted : Thursday, March 13, 2014 8:43:52 PM
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Those days i would walk to the shop/chemist and say "nipe Trust" then the shopkeeper would whisper back "ngapi?" I would say "packet tatu". And the shopkeeper be fumbling with the small black paperbags and cellotape but i tell him "usifunge" walk off leaving people with their mouths open.

Condom is a matter of life and death, no taboo in choosing life.
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Impunity
#11 Posted : Thursday, March 13, 2014 8:58:29 PM
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sparkly wrote:
Those days i would walk to the shop/chemist and say "nipe Trust" then the shopkeeper would whisper back "ngapi?" I would say "packet tatu". And the shopkeeper be fumbling with the small black paperbags and cellotape but i tell him "usifunge" walk off leaving people with their mouths open.

Condom is a matter of life and death, no taboo in choosing life.


Nditto!!!
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You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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