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Impunity
#1 Posted : Wednesday, February 05, 2014 11:58:01 AM
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I am traditionalist and will remain with the English set up, hii mambo ya America iendee mbali sana.

Look at this, why did Americans decide to combine the toilet, bathroom and washroom all in one room?

Me I(smile) like the British way where the toilet is separate from the bathroom and the washroom area for washing face and hands is also separate! The American decided to merge these critical rooms in one bay hence no one in the family can sh*t while the other one is showering and the third guy washing his face!!!!

Then again the American decided to merdge the kitchen with the Sitting room, eti open kitchen (shiet)...if you are frying Omena all the visitors clothes will be smelling Burukenge by the time dinner is served!!!

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jaggernaut
#2 Posted : Wednesday, February 05, 2014 12:45:42 PM
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Impunity wrote:
I am traditionalist and will remain with the English set up, hii mambo ya America iendee mbali sana.

Look at this, why did Americans decide to combine the toilet, bathroom and washroom all in one room?

Me I(smile) like the British way where the toilet is separate from the bathroom and the washroom area for washing face and hands is also separate! The American decided to merge these critical rooms in one bay hence no one in the family can sh*t while the other one is showering and the third guy washing his face!!!!

Then again the American decided to merdge the kitchen with the Sitting room, eti open kitchen (shiet)...if you are frying Omena all the visitors clothes will be smelling Burukenge by the time dinner is served!!!

Wapi @a4archetecture???

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That is why you need a house with 3 bathrooms.

Regarding the open plan kitchen that's all the rage nowadays, i don't like the idea of me relaxing to watch news while the house girl is busy cooking ugali and washing viombo at the other end.
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mawinder
#3 Posted : Wednesday, February 05, 2014 12:48:47 PM
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jaggernaut wrote:
Impunity wrote:
I am traditionalist and will remain with the English set up, hii mambo ya America iendee mbali sana.

Look at this, why did Americans decide to combine the toilet, bathroom and washroom all in one room?

Me I(smile) like the British way where the toilet is separate from the bathroom and the washroom area for washing face and hands is also separate! The American decided to merge these critical rooms in one bay hence no one in the family can sh*t while the other one is showering and the third guy washing his face!!!!

Then again the American decided to merdge the kitchen with the Sitting room, eti open kitchen (shiet)...if you are frying Omena all the visitors clothes will be smelling Burukenge by the time dinner is served!!!

Wapi @a4archetecture???

Sad Sad Sad Sad


That is why you need a house with 3 bathrooms.

Regarding the open plan kitchen that's all the rage nowadays, i don't like the idea of me relaxing to watch news while the house girl is busy cooking ugali and washing viombo at the other end.

You enjoy viewing your housegirl while she is cooking fish.It is okei.
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nakujua
#4 Posted : Wednesday, February 05, 2014 1:06:53 PM
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those open plan system are not for any house, it's for those who mostly do fast food with disposable utensils.
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maka
#5 Posted : Wednesday, February 05, 2014 1:29:22 PM
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mawinder wrote:
jaggernaut wrote:
Impunity wrote:
I am traditionalist and will remain with the English set up, hii mambo ya America iendee mbali sana.

Look at this, why did Americans decide to combine the toilet, bathroom and washroom all in one room?

Me I(smile) like the British way where the toilet is separate from the bathroom and the washroom area for washing face and hands is also separate! The American decided to merge these critical rooms in one bay hence no one in the family can sh*t while the other one is showering and the third guy washing his face!!!!

Then again the American decided to merdge the kitchen with the Sitting room, eti open kitchen (shiet)...if you are frying Omena all the visitors clothes will be smelling Burukenge by the time dinner is served!!!

Wapi @a4archetecture???

Sad Sad Sad Sad


That is why you need a house with 3 bathrooms.

Regarding the open plan kitchen that's all the rage nowadays, i don't like the idea of me relaxing to watch news while the house girl is busy cooking ugali and washing viombo at the other end.

You enjoy viewing your housegirl while she is cooking fish.It is okei.

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chemos
#6 Posted : Wednesday, February 05, 2014 1:47:48 PM
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maka wrote:
mawinder wrote:
jaggernaut wrote:
Impunity wrote:
I am traditionalist and will remain with the English set up, hii mambo ya America iendee mbali sana.

Look at this, why did Americans decide to combine the toilet, bathroom and washroom all in one room?

Me I(smile) like the British way where the toilet is separate from the bathroom and the washroom area for washing face and hands is also separate! The American decided to merge these critical rooms in one bay hence no one in the family can sh*t while the other one is showering and the third guy washing his face!!!!

Then again the American decided to merdge the kitchen with the Sitting room, eti open kitchen (shiet)...if you are frying Omena all the visitors clothes will be smelling Burukenge by the time dinner is served!!!

Wapi @a4archetecture???

Sad Sad Sad Sad


That is why you need a house with 3 bathrooms.

Regarding the open plan kitchen that's all the rage nowadays, i don't like the idea of me relaxing to watch news while the house girl is busy cooking ugali and washing viombo at the other end.

You enjoy viewing your housegirl while she is cooking fish.It is okei.

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jaggernaut
#7 Posted : Wednesday, February 05, 2014 1:57:14 PM
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Even in the ensuite bathrooms, you really don't want to see your wife taking a dump as you brush your teeth. You have to wait amalize kwanza.
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JkMwatha
#8 Posted : Wednesday, February 05, 2014 2:05:45 PM
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chemos wrote:
maka wrote:
mawinder wrote:
jaggernaut wrote:
.... while the house girl is busy cooking ugali and washing viombo at the other end.

You enjoy viewing your housegirl while she is cooking fish.It is okei.

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a case of letting the bread get spoilt!!!!



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chemos
#9 Posted : Wednesday, February 05, 2014 2:14:42 PM
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jaggernaut wrote:
Even in those ensuite bathrooms, you really don't want to see your wife taking a $hit as you brush your teeth. You have to wait amalize kwanza.



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jaggernaut
#10 Posted : Wednesday, February 05, 2014 2:18:23 PM
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chemos wrote:
jaggernaut wrote:
Even in the ensuite bathrooms, you really don't want to see your wife taking a dump as you brush your teeth. You have to wait amalize kwanza.



boss thought you were happily married!!!1Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


Being happily married (and madly in love) doesn't mean that one shouldn't have privacy for some natural functions.
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