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kiterunner
#1 Posted : Sunday, January 12, 2014 7:35:31 AM
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On KTN there are two churches which run adverts inviting you t worship with them. Everytime I see any of them I cant help thinking they culd use their money better in spreading their gospel or helping others.
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maka
#2 Posted : Sunday, January 12, 2014 8:21:15 AM
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kiterunner wrote:
On KTN there are two churches which run adverts inviting you t worship with them. Everytime I see any of them I cant help thinking they culd use their money better in spreading their gospel or helping others.


Its business they need to generate revenues....to get the numbers they have to advertise.
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MaichBlack
#3 Posted : Sunday, January 12, 2014 9:13:26 AM
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Every BUSINESS needs to advertise to generate more revenue through increased SALES.

If your services/products are good, you can survive through referrals. If they are FAKE or you want to expand/grow REVENUE at a faster rate, you have to advertise.

Welcome to MPesa Ministries of Kenya! "Pia tunauza holy water (never mind ni ya kanjo!) na anointed oil (uende upake pikipiki yako ndio biashara iwache kwenda chini! Kuna customer alikupatia pesa imetoka kwa mga'nga bla bla bla).
Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
Ole Lenku
#4 Posted : Sunday, January 12, 2014 9:40:39 AM
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They like to argue that there is a distinction between advertisement and information. They only pass the message and inform people who could be interested of where they are located and the services offered. We all know these are businesses whose main motive is profit making.
Rankaz13
#5 Posted : Sunday, January 12, 2014 10:07:03 AM
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Ole Lenku wrote:
They like to argue that there is a distinction between advertisement and information. They only pass the message and inform people who could be interested of where they are located and the services offered. We all know these are businesses whose main motive is profit making.


Only a (spiritual?) fool would fall for that line.
Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
MaichBlack
#6 Posted : Sunday, January 12, 2014 3:40:48 PM
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Rankaz13 wrote:
Ole Lenku wrote:
They like to argue that there is a distinction between advertisement and information. They only pass the message and inform people who could be interested of where they are located and the services offered. We all know these are businesses whose main motive is profit making.


Only a (spiritual?) fool would fall for that line.

And they do - big time!! A very huge number of Kenyans are TOTALLY brainwashed by these so called churches akin to what happens in cults. The followers buy everything they are told and they are ready to protect 'their' church and pastor/ bishop/ prophet/ whatever! They will not even entertain a discussion questioning what is happening at the church. At JCC for example, they call the pastor and his wife mum and dad!! That is cult like behaviour!!!
Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
Kratos
#7 Posted : Sunday, January 12, 2014 4:59:26 PM
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MaichBlack wrote:
Rankaz13 wrote:
Ole Lenku wrote:
They like to argue that there is a distinction between advertisement and information. They only pass the message and inform people who could be interested of where they are located and the services offered. We all know these are businesses whose main motive is profit making.


Only a (spiritual?) fool would fall for that line.

And they do - big time!! A very huge number of Kenyans are TOTALLY brainwashed by these so called churches akin to what happens in cults. The followers buy everything they are told and they are ready to protect 'their' church and pastor/ bishop/ prophet/ whatever! They will not even entertain a discussion questioning what is happening at the church. At JCC for example, they call the pastor and his wife mum and dad!! That is cult like behaviour!!!


Its happening in a lot of places!!

Check this out, Rabboni Centre Ministries church goers having a meal prescribed by the Pastor!!














“People will believe a big lie sooner than a little one, and if you repeat it frequently enough, people will sooner or later believe it.” ― Walter C. Langer
Much Know
#8 Posted : Sunday, January 12, 2014 5:43:50 PM
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Looks like "pastor" cheated them, once again, the usual, that they will get a man.
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Mtu Biz
#9 Posted : Sunday, January 12, 2014 6:26:05 PM
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Brainwashing it is.

And women are most vulnerable.

By the time this south african 'man of god' thought of making them eat grass he must have been bored... this was probably an experiment... He was probably thinking let me see how far these people will go to obey my claptrap.

Smh!


Sola Scriptura


Mtu Biz
#10 Posted : Sunday, January 12, 2014 6:36:24 PM
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Church Going MEN (The traditional sense of the word) yaani WANAUME in wazua... kindly give me me your honest answer to this.

How many of you are 100% ok with closing your eyes, raising your hands and swaying away to 'worship music' i.e to these types of lyrics

Wrap me in your arms lord X 20

Draw me close to you X10

Never Let me Go X 5

Let me feel the warmth of your embrace X 7

I honestly want to hear divergent views, i cannot bring myself to sing those things at all.

Give me a hymm any day, lakini 'wrap me in your arms?'


Sola Scriptura


MaichBlack
#11 Posted : Sunday, January 12, 2014 7:29:32 PM
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@Kratos - People NEED prayers. Real prayers - not maombi ya bei ya jioni! How does someone convince you to eat grass? And you go on your all fours like a cow!? What kind of brainwashing is this? And at what level was your IQ before it started?

And have you seen the chair for the pastor and whom I presume is the wife? Symbolism kibao! Who do they think they are? What are they trying to portray to the followers.

On a different note, no wonder at times you meet men talking to themselves or holed in the bar! Imagine marrying a nice beautiful lady and out of the blues she is brainwashed by one of these pastors! All of a sudden she's eating grass, taking all the money - including yours - to the church/pastor, applying anointed water oil and 'holy' water on your kids etc. What next? And if you try to talk she is told the devil is working through you and she needs to give more sadaka and buy more anointed oil to cast the demons out of you!! He he he. Any wazuan who has been a victim? This would totally drive you nuts!!!
Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
Rankaz13
#12 Posted : Sunday, January 12, 2014 7:52:50 PM
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MaichBlack wrote:
@Kratos - People NEED prayers. Real prayers - not maombi ya bei ya jioni! How does someone convince you to eat grass? And you go on your all fours like a cow!? What kind of brainwashing is this? And at what level was your IQ before it started?

And have you seen the chair for the pastor and whom I presume is the wife? Symbolism kibao! Who do they think they are? What are they trying to portray to the followers.

On a different note, no wonder at times you meet men talking to themselves or holed in the bar! Imagine marrying a nice beautiful lady and out of the blues she is brainwashed by one of these pastors! All of a sudden she's eating grass, taking all the money - including yours - to the church/pastor, applying anointed water oil and 'holy' water on your kids etc. What next? And if you try to talk she is told the devil is working through you and she needs to give more sadaka and buy more anointed oil to cast the demons out of you!! He he he. Any wazuan who has been a victim? This would totally drive you nuts!!!


smile pole sana mbloLaughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
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poundfoolish
#13 Posted : Sunday, January 12, 2014 8:05:39 PM
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@Maich..

Aki ya nani i have seen that stuff.... Nikaambia bibi the day she will pick up on any such stuff TUNAACHANA roho safi. Hiyo upuzi i cannot take.
MaichBlack
#14 Posted : Sunday, January 12, 2014 8:09:01 PM
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Rankaz13 wrote:
MaichBlack wrote:
@Kratos - People NEED prayers. Real prayers - not maombi ya bei ya jioni! How does someone convince you to eat grass? And you go on your all fours like a cow!? What kind of brainwashing is this? And at what level was your IQ before it started?

And have you seen the chair for the pastor and whom I presume is the wife? Symbolism kibao! Who do they think they are? What are they trying to portray to the followers.

On a different note, no wonder at times you meet men talking to themselves or holed in the bar! Imagine marrying a nice beautiful lady and out of the blues she is brainwashed by one of these pastors! All of a sudden she's eating grass, taking all the money - including yours - to the church/pastor, applying anointed water oil and 'holy' water on your kids etc. What next? And if you try to talk she is told the devil is working through you and she needs to give more sadaka and buy more anointed oil to cast the demons out of you!! He he he. Any wazuan who has been a victim? This would totally drive you nuts!!!


smile pole sana mbloLaughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

He he he. Just imagining what the husbands of these women must be going through. I'd never imagine being one of them! Would never wish that on anyone. Not even my biggest enemy!

Or @Rankaz13 you have a 'friend' who is experiencing this??
Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
MaichBlack
#15 Posted : Sunday, January 12, 2014 8:18:49 PM
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poundfoolish wrote:
@Maich..

Aki ya nani i have seen that stuff.... Nikaambia bibi the day she will pick up on any such stuff TUNAACHANA roho safi. Hiyo upuzi i cannot take.

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Manze si I have laughed! I'm sending you a bill for my cracked ribs.
Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
Kratos
#16 Posted : Sunday, January 12, 2014 8:20:08 PM
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@ Maich, I call those seats in the picture "Saruman seats" hehehe from the lord of the rings trilogy. They're meant to portray power I guess. Anyway its very unfortunate that grown men and women can actually be convinced as such. Maombi ya kilo kumi wapewe!

“People will believe a big lie sooner than a little one, and if you repeat it frequently enough, people will sooner or later believe it.” ― Walter C. Langer
dunkang
#17 Posted : Sunday, January 12, 2014 8:32:45 PM
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Since I showed religion the middle finger, I have become much happier. No more hell and heaven worries, no more extortion, no more morality judgement shits etc etc etc. These Christianity and islamic things are all LIES!!!!!!
Receive with simplicity everything that happens to you.” ― Rashi

Jus Blazin
#18 Posted : Sunday, January 12, 2014 9:27:09 PM
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Mtu Biz wrote:

Church Going MEN (The traditional sense of the word) yaani WANAUME in wazua... kindly give me me your honest answer to this.

How many of you are 100% ok with closing your eyes, raising your hands and swaying away to 'worship music' i.e to these types of lyrics

Wrap me in your arms lord X 20

Draw me close to you X10

Never Let me Go X 5

Let me feel the warmth of your embrace X 7

I honestly want to hear divergent views, i cannot bring myself to sing those things at all.

Give me a hymm any day, lakini 'wrap me in your arms?'



I have no problem with those lyrics. Coz at that moment naomba Mungu wangu.
Luck is when Preparation meets Opportunity. ~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca
Jus Blazin
#19 Posted : Sunday, January 12, 2014 9:28:39 PM
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Kwingine, when the pastor is praying for you, unasema "Yes Sir!" instead of "Amen!" SMH
Luck is when Preparation meets Opportunity. ~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca
Kratos
#20 Posted : Sunday, January 12, 2014 9:44:00 PM
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Jus Blazin wrote:
Kwingine, when the pastor is praying for you, unasema "Yes Sir!" instead of "Amen!" SMH


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