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Typical gikuyu mother
brav
#1 Posted : Wednesday, January 08, 2014 7:56:42 AM
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Typical Kikuyu mother... [translation below]
Child: Mami ĩĩ !!

Mother:Yũ-ũũ
Child: Nĩhũtire

Mother: (still digging) ĩka atĩrĩrĩ
Child: ĩĩ

Mother: Maĩ mau marĩ haũ ja na kĩraĩ ĩĩ
Child: ĩĩ

Mother: Woe thafuni hau bafu
Child: ĩĩ


Mother: Wĩthambe moko ĩĩ
Child: ĩĩ


Mother: Ũcoke ũke ĩĩ
Child: ĩĩ
Mother: Ũndĩe!!!!!!!

Child: MA-MIIII !!!
Mother:Ye-ees
Child: I AM HUNGRY!!!
Mother: (still digging) Do this -eh
Child: Ye-ees
Mother: Their is water outside there in a basin -eh
Child: Ye-ees
Mother: You take soap there in the bathroom -eh
Child: Ye-ees
Mother: You wash your hands.....
Child: Ye-ees....
Mother: Then you come -ee
Child: Ye-ees....
Mother: And eat me!!!!!!
radio
#2 Posted : Wednesday, January 08, 2014 8:21:46 AM
Rank: Veteran

Joined: 11/9/2009
Posts: 2,003
brav wrote:
Typical Kikuyu mother... [translation below]
Child: Mami ĩĩ !!

Mother:Yũ-ũũ
Child: Nĩhũtire

Mother: (still digging) ĩka atĩrĩrĩ
Child: ĩĩ

Mother: Maĩ mau marĩ haũ ja na kĩraĩ ĩĩ
Child: ĩĩ

Mother: Woe thafuni hau bafu
Child: ĩĩ


Mother: Wĩthambe moko ĩĩ
Child: ĩĩ


Mother: Ũcoke ũke ĩĩ
Child: ĩĩ
Mother: Ũndĩe!!!!!!!

...


Tread with care! Double edge! Double edge!Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
kysse
#3 Posted : Wednesday, January 08, 2014 8:23:29 AM
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Posts: 4,693
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hahaha.Laughing out loudly Haki there goes someone that I know,behaving like malcolm's mom.

But I love it when they talk like that because there is always a stern message in a response like the one above.
Wendz
#4 Posted : Wednesday, January 08, 2014 8:25:08 AM
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Posts: 4,268
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly I've not laughed that hard in a long time.... poor kid!
Bigchick
#5 Posted : Wednesday, January 08, 2014 8:33:44 AM
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Posts: 4,068
Location: At Large.
Yaani kikuyu mama= no feelings at all.

On the positive side, it teaches kids to be independeny mapema sana.They start hustling for food at a tender age then hustle for mbesa later on in life.
Love is beautiful and so are those who share it.With Love, Marriage is an amazing event in ones life time, the foundation of joy, happiness and success.
sheri
#6 Posted : Wednesday, January 08, 2014 9:48:10 AM
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Posts: 694
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly aiiiiii
Impunity
#7 Posted : Wednesday, January 08, 2014 10:00:34 AM
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Posts: 26,333
Location: Masada
Is this in order for these people to be posting all the time in their mother-tongue without even caring to translate to Kenyans?
Is wazua a kiuk republic?
Lady admin need to wake up, its becoming too much now.

The same things I saw in town and around Nairobi where some folk in some probox request me to give way in kiuk, I usually show them my middle longest finger.
NKT.

For records @lady admin is not a mountaineer and she is not amused either.

Just imagine how the site will look if kina @McRegggae, @King G, @nostoppingthis, @Angelica_ann and @mawinder start posting in baba's language.

This is pathetic and backwards to say the least!

Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you
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You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

Wendz
#8 Posted : Wednesday, January 08, 2014 10:10:07 AM
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Joined: 6/19/2008
Posts: 4,268
Impunity wrote:
Is this in order for these people to be posting all the time in their mother-tongue without even caring to translate to Kenyans?
Is wazua a kiuk republic?
Lady admin need to wake up, its becoming too much now.

The same things I saw in town and around Nairobi where some folk in some probox request me to give way in kiuk, I usually show them my middle longest finger.
NKT.

For records @lady admin is not a mountaineer and she is not amused either.

Just imagine how the site will look if kina @McRegggae, @King G, @nostoppingthis, @Angelica_ann and @mawinder start posting in baba's language.

This is pathetic and backwards to say the least!

Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you


Tumia macho boss na uwache matusi.... then tell us if your last sentence was warranted...
masukuma
#9 Posted : Wednesday, January 08, 2014 10:16:13 AM
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Joined: 10/4/2006
Posts: 13,823
Location: Nairobi
Impunity wrote:
Is this in order for these people to be posting all the time in their mother-tongue without even caring to translate to Kenyans?
Is wazua a kiuk republic?
Lady admin need to wake up, its becoming too much now.

The same things I saw in town and around Nairobi where some folk in some probox request me to give way in kiuk, I usually show them my middle longest finger.
NKT.

For records @lady admin is not a mountaineer and she is not amused either.

Just imagine how the site will look if kina @McRegggae, @King G, @nostoppingthis, @Angelica_ann and @mawinder start posting in baba's language.

This is pathetic and backwards to say the least!

Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you

ngongoz hazikuona translation
All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
kysse
#10 Posted : Wednesday, January 08, 2014 10:20:01 AM
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Joined: 1/17/2013
Posts: 4,693
Location: Earth
But the post head clearly reads,'typical gikuyu mother' surely you don't expect her to speak chinese or luopean do you?

Plus the poster was kind enough to translate
smh 2013 googles.
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