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Ceinz
#1 Posted : Tuesday, May 14, 2013 4:09:53 PM
Rank: Veteran

Joined: 5/7/2009
Posts: 1,032
Location: Sea of Transquility
heheheheh!

Ati Mombasa chics have gone DOGITAL! And when they fall sick, they usually vist a DOGTOR! Tafakari ya babu basi.
“small step for man”
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Ceinz
#2 Posted : Tuesday, May 14, 2013 4:11:32 PM
Rank: Veteran

Joined: 5/7/2009
Posts: 1,032
Location: Sea of Transquility
Heheheh!

Breaking News
CCK will now regulate the speed at
which News anchors/presenters
say their names. This is after
numerous complaints from the
... public on what they hear. Samples
listed below:
Lami Mandondo - Larry Madowo
Woodwork Amimo - Uduak
Amimo
Simiti Viazi Mahindra - Smirti
Vidhyati
Laura Waru dengu - Laura
Walubengo
Dennis Owns a he goat - Dennis
Onsarigo
Rita ti Itina - Rita Tinina
Rama nyani - Ramanyang
John stole makasi - Johnstone
Mwakazi
Suruali mutoe - Swaleh Mdoe
Nikaze tena - Kanze Dena
Gunia ya unga - Eunia Amunga
Peter Oh Yeah - Peter Oyier
Maini ya kigeni - Maina Kageni
Nashariki kwenye Pombe -
Mashirima Kapombe
Raila ati atia - Ruhila Ada
“small step for man”
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washiku
#3 Posted : Tuesday, May 14, 2013 5:49:35 PM
Rank: Chief

Joined: 5/9/2007
Posts: 13,095
Ceinz wrote:
Heheheh!

Breaking News
CCK will now regulate the speed at
which News anchors/presenters
say their names. This is after
numerous complaints from the
... public on what they hear. Samples
listed below:
Lami Mandondo - Larry Madowo
Woodwork Amimo - Uduak
Amimo
Simiti Viazi Mahindra - Smirti
Vidhyati
Laura Waru dengu - Laura
Walubengo
Dennis Owns a he goat - Dennis
Onsarigo
Rita ti Itina - Rita Tinina
Rama nyani - Ramanyang
John stole makasi - Johnstone
Mwakazi
Suruali mutoe - Swaleh Mdoe
Nikaze tena - Kanze Dena
Gunia ya unga - Eunia Amunga
Peter Oh Yeah - Peter Oyier
Maini ya kigeni - Maina Kageni
Nashariki kwenye Pombe -
Mashirima Kapombe
Raila ati atia - Ruhila Ada


I saw this. Very comical!
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washiku
#4 Posted : Tuesday, May 14, 2013 5:51:36 PM
Rank: Chief

Joined: 5/9/2007
Posts: 13,095
I saw one "That awkward moment when you are with your girlfriend in Mombasa and she orders a hotdog"
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Impunity
#5 Posted : Tuesday, May 14, 2013 6:24:20 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,334
Location: Masada
Ceinz wrote:
Heheheh!

Breaking News
CCK will now regulate the speed at
which News anchors/presenters
say their names. This is after
numerous complaints from the
... public on what they hear. Samples
listed below:
Lami Mandondo - Larry Madowo
Woodwork Amimo - Uduak
Amimo
Simiti Viazi Mahindra - Smirti
Vidhyati
Laura Waru dengu - Laura
Walubengo
Dennis Owns a he goat - Dennis
Onsarigo
Rita ti Itina - Rita Tinina
Rama nyani - Ramanyang
John stole makasi - Johnstone
Mwakazi
Suruali mutoe - Swaleh Mdoe
Nikaze tena - Kanze Dena
Gunia ya unga - Eunia Amunga
Peter Oh Yeah - Peter Oyier
Maini ya kigeni - Maina Kageni
Nashariki kwenye Pombe -
Mashirima Kapombe
Raila ati atia - Ruhila Ada


Hii ndio nini wajameni?
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Impunity
#6 Posted : Tuesday, May 14, 2013 6:35:37 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,334
Location: Masada
washiku wrote:
I saw one "That awkward moment when you are with your girlfriend in Mombasa and she orders a hotdog"


Pray Pray Pray
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Ceinz
#7 Posted : Tuesday, May 14, 2013 6:39:56 PM
Rank: Veteran

Joined: 5/7/2009
Posts: 1,032
Location: Sea of Transquility
Impunity wrote:
washiku wrote:
I saw one "That awkward moment when you are with your girlfriend in Mombasa and she orders a hotdog"


Pray Pray Pray


Laughing out loudly
“small step for man”
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matata
#8 Posted : Tuesday, May 14, 2013 7:00:01 PM
Rank: Member

Joined: 11/7/2011
Posts: 410
Impunity wrote:
Ceinz wrote:
Heheheh!

Breaking News
CCK will now regulate the speed at
which News anchors/presenters
say their names. This is after
numerous complaints from the
... public on what they hear. Samples
listed below:
Lami Mandondo - Larry Madowo
Woodwork Amimo - Uduak
Amimo
Simiti Viazi Mahindra - Smirti
Vidhyati
Laura Waru dengu - Laura
Walubengo
Dennis Owns a he goat - Dennis
Onsarigo
Rita ti Itina - Rita Tinina
Rama nyani - Ramanyang
John stole makasi - Johnstone
Mwakazi
Suruali mutoe - Swaleh Mdoe
Nikaze tena - Kanze Dena
Gunia ya unga - Eunia Amunga
Peter Oh Yeah - Peter Oyier
Maini ya kigeni - Maina Kageni
Nashariki kwenye Pombe -
Mashirima Kapombe
Raila ati atia - Ruhila Ada


Hii ndio nini wajameni?
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


smilesmilesmile some said simiti athi river
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Impunity
#9 Posted : Tuesday, May 14, 2013 7:12:35 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,334
Location: Masada
matata wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Ceinz wrote:
Heheheh!

Breaking News
CCK will now regulate the speed at
which News anchors/presenters
say their names. This is after
numerous complaints from the
... public on what they hear. Samples
listed below:
Lami Mandondo - Larry Madowo
Woodwork Amimo - Uduak
Amimo
Simiti Viazi Mahindra - Smirti
Vidhyati
Laura Waru dengu - Laura
Walubengo
Dennis Owns a he goat - Dennis
Onsarigo
Rita ti Itina - Rita Tinina
Rama nyani - Ramanyang
John stole makasi - Johnstone
Mwakazi
Suruali mutoe - Swaleh Mdoe
Nikaze tena - Kanze Dena
Gunia ya unga - Eunia Amunga
Peter Oh Yeah - Peter Oyier
Maini ya kigeni - Maina Kageni
Nashariki kwenye Pombe -
Mashirima Kapombe
Raila ati atia - Ruhila Ada


Hii ndio nini wajameni?
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


smilesmilesmile some said simiti athi river


During the recent run up to the March 4th erectios I used to say iTiNA would bla bla bla and I was almost lynched were it not for the reason that we dont have "lynch" button in wazua.
So Rita Tinina is an iTiNA???
Drool Drool Drool
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Mukiri
#10 Posted : Tuesday, May 14, 2013 9:06:25 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 7/11/2012
Posts: 5,222
Leo siogi

Proverbs 19:21
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