This morning i vamiad a ki lizard that had been hiding in my room for a couple of days. I found it asleep at a corner,rushed out to the store and came back with a spade in my left hand na kifagio in my kulia. Tried to slice it with the kijiko,ikaamka ikahepa. Nikaifuata to another corner,missed again but this time it ran into the open. And before you could say Ocampo,i had sandwiched it between my two weapons and took it outside where i picked a rock (ile mawe hutumiwa kama handbrake kwa pick up) and before Ocampo could open the envelope,the fat reptile's body was split into half and its stomach contents spilled out. Then i noticed a piece of my good socks being emitted from the intestines........ and thats when i knew where the holes in all my socks had come from.
True story!
I`m officially tha realest,point blank period! T.I.