HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually I'd rather have the
money.
HE: Where have you been all my
life?
SHE: Hiding from you.
HE: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: I've already seen it.
HE: Haven't I seen you some place
before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go
there anymore.
HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me
out.
SHE: Okay, get out.
HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if
you sit down.
HE: Will you go out with me this
Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache
this weekend.
HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date
once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never
make the same mistake twice.
HE: How did you get to be so
beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your
share.
HE: Will you go out with me this
Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache
this weekend.
HE: Your face must turn a few
heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a
few stomachs.
HE: I think I could make you very
happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
HE: What would you say if I asked
you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and
laugh at the same time.
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don't you already have
one?
HE: So, what do you do for a
living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonat or.
HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.
HE: Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services
today.
HE: If I could see you naked, I'd
die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd
probably die laughing