“All your aged parents whom you abandon live with me. And yet you don’t want to contribute. Sadaka is the only way I can take care of responsibilities you people as a community shun. Toeni sadaka, and I want notes, not coins” fumed the priest.
At the end of the service, the priests happily announced to the shamed audience. “I am glad we have raised eight thousand shillings today. The first offering only raised four hundred shillings. At least, the orphans who live with me with today have beef for dinner” he happily announced to the congregation
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