The other day some prospective interns were to write an essay talking about why Guka would need his Bijuti on a certain day.
So just in case I miss an opportunity in future for some thing or other could some tell me what it is.

It is a Peugeot

Back when a Peugeot was a Mercedes, mother tongue interfence made the name bijuti stick.

Now to @Guka. He is the owner of peugeot - KBA [Za Zamani; before we started putting a letter at the end of the number plate]. The peugeot is obviously old and dilapidated. It is locked with a padlock, no longer has a fuel tank - he has connected a five litre jerrican which he keeps next to the passenger's seat directly to the system, always carries a stone - that's the hand brake, as for wipers click here. Nobody knows how to start the car apart from @guka - you need two weeks training to start the car! Those are the few things I can remember. Other wazuans can add to the list.

Peugeot

And the stuff it emits from its exhausted exhaust has the same effect as jamaican legal tender

Thank you @ Maichblack, about having your own stool I heard of a Datsun which everytime the driver turned he had to park on the side to rearrange seats.