1.President Esther Arunga will today pass the Bill making it mandatory for Kenyan Ladies to wear panties and bra
2. Vision 2080 will be postponed to 2090
3.houses destroyed in moon to pave way for expansion spaceport by KSA (k...enya space agency)
... 4. Chagaa sales hits a billion mark and form the top tax payer in Kenya. 2055 Maina kageni at 103yrs still not married.
5. vice president Ms Jullie Gichuru
6. Ruto and Uhuru finally acquited at the hague after spending 18 yrs in house arrest
7. Alshaabab join forces with the kenya navy to fight mungiki.
8.Jimmi Gathu goes to maendeleo ya wanaume offices after being battered by his mpango wa kando.
9.The month of January is removed from th calender due 2 th economic hardships faced in Njaanworry
10.David rudisha aanguka kutoka kwa balcony ya manyata yake akianika fiatu fyake
11. Lake Odinga former Lake Victoria is now open for tourists
12. The beautiful ones are still not yet born.
13. Nyakemincha Primary tops the KCPE exams
14. First Kenyan goes to the moon and opens MPesa there
15.Da guy in da advert 'soko ugali' does a collabo wid RIHANNA
16.URP party means ukiona Ruto potea
17.makmende kills superman.
18.Pastor Pius Muiru speaks in a low tone after 80yrs of waiting
19.The chc in da advert 'nimechill' finally gets pregnant n dropz out of skool!
20.Joshua sang finally decides to wed the lv of hs lyf,ekaterina trendefilova
21.Eric omondi wins the HEAVY WEIGHT championship in kenya.

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