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Magigi
#1 Posted : Monday, January 09, 2012 11:02:13 AM
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Location: Kenya
Good morning Good people. Magigi is back and wishing you all a good year.

...Now, good people I am selling a cow with 3 legs. If you are wondering where the fourth leg went, I will tell. You see, Christmas came and the goat I slaughtered could not feed all the villagers who thronged my thigira. As a creative man, I looked at my only bull in the homestead and said, "if you excise one leg to feed these people, you will have killed two birds with one stone...Feed people and still have a live bull”. So I called a surgeon who read the act regarding animals - ...The Prevention of Cruelty to Animals Act, Chapter 360 of the Laws of Kenya and went ahead to chop off the fattest leg. So January is here and I have no school fees…All the other parts of the bull are intact except one ball…Don’t ask me what I did with it because I will not tell you…
Any offers…Serious buyers only!!!
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McReggae
#2 Posted : Monday, January 09, 2012 11:07:55 AM
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Location: Nairobi
Happy new year Magigi,

Bidding @179/=
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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chemos
#3 Posted : Monday, January 09, 2012 11:09:27 AM
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does it have a roof?
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Magigi
#4 Posted : Monday, January 09, 2012 11:13:54 AM
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McReggae wrote:
Happy new year Magigi,

Bidding @179/=


Happy new year...In Euros or dollars?
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kingfisher
#5 Posted : Monday, January 09, 2012 11:22:11 AM
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@179.5 zims

happy new year.
When I have money, I get rid of it quickly, lest it find a way into my heart.
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Impunity
#6 Posted : Monday, January 09, 2012 11:23:24 AM
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Posts: 26,333
Location: Masada
Magigi wrote:
Good morning Good people. Magigi is back and wishing you all a good year.

...Now, good people I am selling a cow with 3 legs. If you are wondering where the fourth leg went, I will tell. You see, Christmas came and the goat I slaughtered could not feed all the villagers who thronged my thigira. As a creative man, I looked at my only bull in the homestead and said, "if you excise one leg to feed these people, you will have killed two birds with one stone...Feed people and still have a live bull”. So I called a surgeon who read the act regarding animals - ...The Prevention of Cruelty to Animals Act, Chapter 360 of the Laws of Kenya and went ahead to chop off the fattest leg. So January is here and I have no school fees…All the other parts of the bull are intact except one ball…Don’t ask me what I did with it because I will not tell you…
Any offers…Serious buyers only!!!


LINK!!!
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Magigi
#7 Posted : Monday, January 09, 2012 11:30:04 AM
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Impunity wrote:


LINK!!!
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Magigi
#8 Posted : Monday, January 09, 2012 11:31:45 AM
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kingfisher wrote:
@179.5 zims

happy new year.


Happy new year...Hiyo hawes make!!!
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butterflyke
#9 Posted : Monday, January 09, 2012 12:10:56 PM
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Location: Hapa
'Appy Nyu Ear'!

See the bull
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. - Muhammad Ali🐝
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youcan'tstopusnow
#10 Posted : Monday, January 09, 2012 1:06:01 PM
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Joined: 3/24/2010
Posts: 6,779
Location: Black Africa
Magigi wrote:
Impunity wrote:


LINK!!!


I can't see the one ball. Can you get a separate shot for the testicle?
GOD BLESS YOUR LIFE
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