An Australian is visiting Kenya, and feeling thirsty, he stops at a house along the road. "Can you give me a drink of water?" asks the Australian.
"Of course," says the Kenyan, and invites the Australian to come in.
"What do you do?" asks the Australian."I raise a few chickens," says the Kenyan.
"Really?" says the Australian. "I'm also a farmer. How much land do you have?"
"Well", says the Kenyan, "out front it's fifty feet, as you can see, and in the back we have close to a hundred feet of property. And what about your place?"
"Well", says the Australian, "on my ranch, I have breakfast and get into the car, and I drive and drive...and I don't reach the end of the ranch until dinnertime."
"Really," replies the Kenyan. "I used to have a car like that."
All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!