However trivial, they had reasons

Bill Gates : I invented the chicken.
KDF in Somalia: You can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.
ODM : To have the equal half share of the pie
GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
THE GODFATHER: I made him an offer he couldn't refuse
WANJIKU : I missed one?
Seq Lu: Everyday the chickens I know of not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, nini?

You?
You: You are the man..tell me