Hahaha...The last part went like: 'chinekee! U didnt tell me u r from nigeria oh!'

Because huwa wana ipigisha hiyo airport biashara mpaka inachoka.

...ongezea fifti mbob nipige duru.....

@collaspade - Maybe you should explain to wazuans the whole "ongezea fifti mbob nipige duru". Some have never heard the "story".

Maich are you sure???

@callaspade, it was "ongeza mbruu niwike wajue wewe ni jogoo..."

sio kwa ubaya...and there was a thread that was usered sometime back, about what goes on in these lodgings...that was funny

and extremely STALE....

1) Always says they are “broke” – meaning he has millions but will not spend on luxuries like a new sofa set but will buy a mugunda worth millions in a second.

2) Must always buy a pickup in their lifetime even though they live in the city and have absolutely no interest in farming.

3) Idea of a hot date is a chemsha /choma base with a hard bench in Inda/ Kenyatta market/ Ngara/ Kiamaiko.

4) Doesn’t drink coffee or go to Java though they planted several hectares of coffee in shaggz.

5) Does not know how to cook pilau...his idea of pilau is cooking rice and then putting yellowish colouring (pilau njeri/ mwitu!).

6) Don't know how to cook food without cabbages.

7) Does not walk side by side with the wife, the poor woman trots along at a distance behind.

8) Cannot say 'Santa's short suit shrunk' ...

9) Does not introduce his family by names.... they are introduced in wholesale 'aya ni andu akwa', and men introduce their spouses as 'uyu niwe mama wa gwakwa' or 'Uyu niwe nyina wa ciana'.

10) Does not admit that he is raking in tonnes of cash...he answers - 'tunajaribu tu' to the question of how well business is doing.

11) Does not use funky names for his business. Njugunas, Gacheris, Kamaus, Wa Mwangi, Wa Peter, Waitherero, etc will do just fine. A version involving his names and spouses will be fine as well; Muthokam Enterprises (Muthoni-Kamau), Jokabi Butchery (John-Nyokabi).

12) Their Women like to refer themselves as 'Mama njeri, Mama Ken, Mama Shiku,Mama Waithera' etc during an introduction, instead of 'Mrs Kamau, Mrs Otieno, Mrs Nyachae or Mrs Kinyua.' Reference to the husband is usually kept at the periphery. Or the new upgrade 'Wa Ken' Wa Njeri' Wa Shiro'.

13) Is willing to buy you drinks (alcohol based)-as many as you want, but never give you money.

14) All Kikuyus named Kamau have another name to disambiguate: Kamau Mbeca, Kamau Makanika, Kamau wa Premio, Kamau wa Ngūkū, Kamau wa Mwangi, Kamau wa Thimū, Kamau Camera, Kamau wa Buroti, Kamau Mwarimo, Kamau wa Bisha.. Kamau Fetinari etc.