A Nigerian went to pick his date from the airport with his hummer car.
Lady: Wow, you have a big car!
Nigerian: Ma sista, everyting in nogeria is big big O!
He takes his date to a restaurant...
Lady: This place is big!
Nigerian: Ma sista is like I said, everyting in nogeria is big o!
They go to his mansion later on...
Lady: This is huge!
Nigerian: A a! How many times will I tell you now? Tings here are big big o!
He leads her to the bedroom & undresses...
Lady: Oh my God! That is gigantic!
Nigerian: ahhh! ma sista i oready tod u everytin in nogeria is big...'
As he enters her, he pauses...
"Chineke! ma sista, are you also from Nogeria?!!!!!!!
Excelsior