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Resignation from Wazua Ltd...
Kaigangio
#1 Posted : Tuesday, October 25, 2011 10:58:44 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 2/27/2007
Posts: 2,768
Dear Mr. Boss:

I'm thrilled to inform you that I'm resigning.

I have been waiting for what seems like forever to inform you that I’m resigning. I’ve hated working for the company since the day I was hired. I don’t like the work, I don’t like my fellow employees and especially magigi and impunity who keep jamming my mail box with porn junk mails, and I don’t like you either for your constant, irritating and nauseating refusal to consider my job promotion application.

I am tendering my resignation effective from immediately and I’m heading for the open road. I bought Guka's old peugeot 102, 1942 model and a leather jacket and my wife, Mercyline, is coming along. It was a little tough to find a jacket to fit her, but we managed to get second hand at mukiha's yard.

I know you would like me to help you with a transition, but I won’t. You may enjoy yourself figuring out the files on my computer. I don’t even figure them out most of the time.

Oh, speaking of computers, you’ll need to figure out the passwords to all our online resources. I forgot to keep a list of them, so have fun with that.

I’m sure you’d like to have a going away party for me. However, I’m not interested in the stale mshikakis and nasty brittania bisquits that constitutes saying goodbye at this company.

Don’t worry about writing for me a reference, even though I’m sure you’d be glad to recommend my work. I don’t need or want one. I don’t need references where I’m heading. So, consider our bridges burnt.

See ya,

Happy To Be Gone!

kaigangio
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
'user'
#2 Posted : Tuesday, October 25, 2011 11:01:20 AM
Rank: Veteran


Joined: 12/3/2010
Posts: 1,141
Location: Londokwe
R.I.PLaughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
2012 is here.Kenya is Ours.Be Part of The Peace Keeping Mission To Protect Our Motherland.Say No To Violence and Tribal Hatred .If you can read this,wewe ni mtu amesoma, usifikirie kama mtu hajaenda shule .Ni Hayo Tu
segemia
#3 Posted : Tuesday, October 25, 2011 11:19:32 AM
Rank: Member


Joined: 2/20/2009
Posts: 658
This fellow must be very angry indeed with Mr Boss. May be he should have been promoted as he desired. Anyhow, kwaheri ya kuonana.Sad Sad
Zakumi
#4 Posted : Tuesday, October 25, 2011 11:28:05 AM
Rank: Member


Joined: 11/16/2009
Posts: 152
The best in your endeavours, Wazua will greatly miss your wastefulness.Thanx alot for pre-empting the actions of the Wazua HR Manager.
The Strong Do What They Want,The Weak Do What They Must!
iKenya
#5 Posted : Tuesday, October 25, 2011 11:33:08 AM
Rank: Member


Joined: 7/27/2008
Posts: 241
Gone till November??
Quote:
Buy when there's blood in the streets, even if the blood is your own...
McReggae
#6 Posted : Tuesday, October 25, 2011 11:41:48 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 6/17/2008
Posts: 23,365
Location: Nairobi
Could be a real resignation....you just never know, all the best in your next life @Kaigz!!!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
Injere
#7 Posted : Tuesday, October 25, 2011 11:46:52 AM
Rank: Member


Joined: 4/7/2010
Posts: 130
Is this a stunt or what?
Magigi
#8 Posted : Tuesday, October 25, 2011 11:54:08 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 3/31/2008
Posts: 7,081
Location: Kenya
ahahahahah...@Kaigangio
...Could be true...Last time the guy disappeared for a whole year. It was later established that he was at Kamiti Maximum making money (SMS and threats to innocent subscribers...) I understand he made tonnes of cash...But it is all gone. I guess he intends to go back...Probably to a prison whose phone signals have not been jammed...Go make money dude!!!
Jus Blazin
#9 Posted : Tuesday, October 25, 2011 12:25:20 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 10/23/2008
Posts: 3,966
He was only two posts away from getting his promotion to the Elder position. Ama anahepa alshabaibe?
Luck is when Preparation meets Opportunity. ~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca
Gordon Gekko
#10 Posted : Tuesday, October 25, 2011 12:35:15 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 5/27/2008
Posts: 3,760
Text book example of how NEVER to write a resignation letter.

Never burn your bridges. You might find the lady you have written the stinker to chairing the interview panel one day.

Never put your pain, disgust,feelings on paper - it is a record that WILL be used against you when you apply for that state job and the interview is in front of glaring media, you of course remember how embarrassed that d**khead who didn't pay a HELB loan was.
simonkabz
#11 Posted : Tuesday, October 25, 2011 1:10:02 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 3/2/2007
Posts: 8,776
Location: Cameroon
Kanaenda Gatunyu.
TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
Kaigangio
#12 Posted : Tuesday, October 25, 2011 1:36:31 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 2/27/2007
Posts: 2,768
'user' wrote:
R.I.PLaughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


am not in coffin yet....Shame on you

@ segemia...very angry indeed...been working for the company for more than 4 years and after 4 years of hard work am still mark timing in the same post and salary scale!

@za10...they will not miss me after burning the bridges...you dont get it!!!somehow they had to be exposed...bad employers indeed...work environment, pathetic!!!!

...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
Kaigangio
#13 Posted : Tuesday, October 25, 2011 1:42:35 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 2/27/2007
Posts: 2,768
iKenya wrote:
Gone till November??


gone for good unless they plead with me to go back! dawa ya moto ni moto!!

@ macdoba...mmmhh kwaheri brother and thanx...

@ injere...i am dead serious...

@ magigi...you are one reason i am resigning...thanx for the wish and looking forward to getting that load of cash and inviting you along...no one like in the office...

...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
Kaigangio
#14 Posted : Tuesday, October 25, 2011 1:47:33 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 2/27/2007
Posts: 2,768
simonkabz wrote:
Kanaenda Gatunyu.


that God-forsaken place and with your sisters around!! gatunyu never!!the odds are much too high...i would rather be in afmadow somalia along the al shabaab firing line..the chances of survival are much higher here!!
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
simonkabz
#15 Posted : Tuesday, October 25, 2011 1:54:09 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 3/2/2007
Posts: 8,776
Location: Cameroon
Kaigangio wrote:
simonkabz wrote:
Kanaenda Gatunyu.


that God-forsaken place and with your sisters around!! gatunyu never!!the odds are much too high...i would rather be in afmadow somalia along the al shabaab firing line..the chances of survival are much higher here!!

Ata bridge ya Gatunyu wewe nachoma?
TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
KADUSI
#16 Posted : Tuesday, October 25, 2011 1:54:59 PM
Rank: Member


Joined: 4/18/2008
Posts: 51
Im i getting it right?
Kaigangio
#17 Posted : Tuesday, October 25, 2011 2:02:01 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 2/27/2007
Posts: 2,768
simonkabz wrote:
Kaigangio wrote:
simonkabz wrote:
Kanaenda Gatunyu.


that God-forsaken place and with your sisters around!! gatunyu never!!the odds are much too high...i would rather be in afmadow somalia along the al shabaab firing line..the chances of survival are much higher here!!

Ata bridge ya Gatunyu wewe nachoma?


...ya, all the bridges right from githubuni north wards!!!
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
McReggae
#18 Posted : Tuesday, October 25, 2011 2:02:55 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 6/17/2008
Posts: 23,365
Location: Nairobi
You are now promoted to an elder position, this is an offer you cant turn down!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
Kaigangio
#19 Posted : Tuesday, October 25, 2011 2:15:31 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 2/27/2007
Posts: 2,768
McReggae wrote:
You are now promoted to an elder position, this is an offer you cant turn down!!!


i had been pushing for it for the last three years...why did they wait for a resignation letter??? in fact i had applied for elder-veteran and not plain elder!!!it will not do!!
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
Njung'e
#20 Posted : Tuesday, October 25, 2011 2:22:37 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 2/7/2007
Posts: 11,935
Location: Nairobi
Aaaah.......it's about your rank....Sirry mboy!!...There is no prize for it.Just drop your hazira and come back here!!......User kana 800 posts and guess what?.Eti ni ka-veteran!...BK!....hehehe!!
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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