I assume you meant 'what do you have for breakfast'.
Typical kenyan english. I am not bashing you,I have the same chalanges.
Try Juice,then Weetabix/cereals with cold milk.
I guess if you can't win with facts,you can always pen bile-laced,xenophobic rants to distract everyone.
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