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WICOE - Evening Classes for Men (This is a must have)
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StatMeister
#1 Posted : Friday, September 02, 2011 12:03:00 PM
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WICOE (Women In Charge Of Everything) Is proud to announce the opening of its EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!

OPEN TO MEN ONLY. ALL ARE WELCOME

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants. The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:

DAY ONE
* HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS - Step by step guide with slide presentation
* TOILET ROLLS - DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS? - Roundtable discussion
* DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR - Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)
* DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES? - Debate among a panel of experts.
* REMOTE CONTROL - Losing the remote control - Help line and support groups
* LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS - Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum


DAY TWO

* EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN? - Group discussion and role play
* HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH - PowerPoint presentation
* REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST - Real life testimonial from the one man who did
* IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS? - Driving simulation
* LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER - Online class and role playing
* HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION - Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques
* REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE - Bring your calendar or PDA to class
* GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME - Individual counselors available

Now seriously, what were you expecting?
A bad day fishing is better than a good day at work
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Njung'e
#2 Posted : Friday, September 02, 2011 12:13:41 PM
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StatMeister wrote:

* IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS? - Driving simulation


Brick wall Brick wall Brick wall......I lost pain the day i bought her a car....Not that she loves shortcuts,but the car loves going through walls,over pavements and hitting walls with it's rear.Once upon a time,it had bumpers.smile
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Mtu Biz
#3 Posted : Friday, September 02, 2011 12:22:35 PM
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StatMeister wrote:

* HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION - Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques


I may require weekly remedial classes on thisSad
Sola Scriptura
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rryz
#4 Posted : Friday, September 02, 2011 12:35:06 PM
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Joined: 3/31/2011
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I suggest all men in Wazua register for this class...
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bwenyenye
#5 Posted : Friday, September 02, 2011 12:52:08 PM
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StatMeister wrote:
LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS - Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum



Now seriously, what were you expecting?


I can find anything as long as you return everything to where it was before you popped in.
I Think Therefore I Am
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StatMeister
#6 Posted : Friday, September 02, 2011 12:52:36 PM
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Njung'e wrote:
StatMeister wrote:

* IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS? - Driving simulation


Brick wall Brick wall Brick wall......I lost pain the day i bought her a car....Not that she loves shortcuts,but the car loves going through walls,over pavements and hitting walls with it's rear.Once upon a time,it had bumpers.smile


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
A bad day fishing is better than a good day at work
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YesuWangu
#7 Posted : Friday, September 02, 2011 12:55:35 PM
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StatMeister wrote:


Now seriously, what were you expecting?



d'oh! d'oh! d'oh!
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mukiha
#8 Posted : Friday, September 02, 2011 12:58:51 PM
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I attended this course seven years ago. Graduated with a first class honours certificate. But then, just like with my university education 15 years earlier, I forgot everything I was taught within seven days.
Nothing is real unless it can be named; nothing has value unless it can be sold; money is worthless unless you spend it.
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StatMeister
#9 Posted : Friday, September 02, 2011 1:03:06 PM
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Location: La Islas Galápagos
StatMeister wrote:


* REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST - Real life testimonial from the one man who did



They need to know that Moses is a role model? He was lost for 40 years, and still never asked for directions - AND HE MADE IT JUST FINE!
A bad day fishing is better than a good day at work
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Njung'e
#10 Posted : Friday, September 02, 2011 1:04:55 PM
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StatMeister wrote:

* LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS - Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum


This one i would love......Hoping that at last,i would nab the idiot who moves my socks and sleepers when i am asleep.smile
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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