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what did you do when she said she was pregnant
centurion
#1 Posted : Wednesday, August 10, 2011 4:32:31 PM
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this is not about a friend who says his girlfriend is pregnant. NO.

its about me.

she says she is pregnant.But she is making it up though after knowing i was about to end the relationship. problem is, it may be impossible to force her take a pregnancy test. she might get herself pregnant to force on the relationship.

what do guys do when this happens?
McReggae
#2 Posted : Wednesday, August 10, 2011 4:41:17 PM
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tafuta urine yake in a clever way and test it yourself!!!!!
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#3 Posted : Wednesday, August 10, 2011 4:59:33 PM
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#4 Posted : Wednesday, August 10, 2011 5:04:00 PM
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McReggae wrote:
tafuta urine yake in a clever way and test it yourself!!!!!


The hard part Mcreggae.How do you steal her pee?
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hoodrat
#5 Posted : Wednesday, August 10, 2011 5:12:02 PM
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Since she is bluffing you do the same and tell her you "shoot blanks" and she is cheating on you.She will come clean!
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MaichBlack
#6 Posted : Wednesday, August 10, 2011 5:15:08 PM
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Tell her you want to meet and talk about the next step. When you meet her, be real nice. Then insist on a pregnancy test - this MUST be done the same day - no postponing! Don't fall for her mind games

If she ain't pregnant, you are now sure she was faking it! RUN for the hills and don't look back! If a lady can fake a pregnancy to manipulate you, then if you stay with her you will be in for a rude shock and miserable future. She will use all possible under hand mechanisms to control you. She'll be crying 'on demand', pulling the silent treatment, threatening to commit suicide if you do a, b, c etc. Next you will be starting "I hate my life/I want to commit suicide" threads.

Lets all learn from OTHER people's mistakes. We don't live long enough to commit and learn from our own mistakes.
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Lolest!
#7 Posted : Wednesday, August 10, 2011 5:16:56 PM
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Who is this centurion guy? Sounds like a regular wazuan to me.
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#8 Posted : Wednesday, August 10, 2011 5:19:54 PM
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centurion wrote:
this is not about a friend who says his girlfriend is pregnant. NO.

its about me.

she says she is pregnant.But she is making it up though after knowing i was about to end the relationship. problem is, it may be impossible to force her take a pregnancy test. she might get herself pregnant to force on the relationship.

what do guys do when this happens?


Did you land on bare tyres or did the tyres burst?

If she is lying and you are sure the phantom kid is not yours;drink beer as usual.
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chemos
#9 Posted : Wednesday, August 10, 2011 5:20:26 PM
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If you are really sure she is not pregnant then tell her ur very happy. Stay with her for 3 months without any landings (very hard i know..) and see if she has swallowed baking powder..Kama tumbo haijafura kama ya impunity from eating turkey gonads then give her the marching orders.. Only downside is that she might get worried because of no landings and decide to engage wafula the watchman to impregnate her....

P.S. I think i have been forced to watch too many mexican soaps.. thank god EPL is back..
'user'
#10 Posted : Wednesday, August 10, 2011 5:21:15 PM
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Lolest! wrote:
Who is this centurion guy? Sounds like a regular wazuan to me.

Looks like a person , I know too.an outspoken single wazua guyd'oh! d'oh!

And guys here vaeni soksi
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