C & P
My dear house-girl,
Before I comply to the minimum wage requirement that you heard about on my radio/plasma TV, please update your CV and attach the following:
1. A secondary school certificate can do but having a degree will be an added advantage
2. Certificate in housekeeping from recognized institution.
3. A paper narrating your previous experience, minimum 5 years.
4. Should be fluent in English and Swahili and my wife's vernacular since my mother in law visits once in a while.
5.Most of my household equipments are digital, like microwave, mobile phone, radio system, Cable TV and Video. You therefore need to have a diploma in Information Technology or a related course!!.
6. Three reputable referees.
regards,
Your employer
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