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Wazua 101 - The Wazua Kamusi (Not Limaus)
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Elder
#1 Posted : Wednesday, June 22, 2011 9:54:15 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 9/7/2010
Posts: 2,148
Location: elderville
Friday having come early for me and enjoying the KES gallant slide to the USD, a small post to try understand some of this Wazua Terms. I stand to be coLLected:

Airport - JKIA

Landing - f*** spelt the right way

Cave - Southern Mwende

Amiran Salesman - A salesperson of undeniable superhero prowess

GreenHouse - There are those with and those without roofs. What they mean and or are used for is up in the air

User - ?

Mpigs - Those who pay taxes the way pigs give us pork?

W***** Mbuzi - A gathering of interwebs people where?

Raila/Uhuru - Names that are guaranteed to invite posts from the usual suspects
He who can express in words the ardour of his love, has but little love to express. - Petrach, Son. (That men by various ways arrive at the same end. - Montaigne, The Essays of.)
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kingfisher
#2 Posted : Wednesday, June 22, 2011 10:00:39 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 4/9/2008
Posts: 2,824
sugarcane - landing?????
When I have money, I get rid of it quickly, lest it find a way into my heart.
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Impunity
#3 Posted : Wednesday, June 22, 2011 10:32:21 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
Pine = Eucalyptus?
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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wanyuru
#4 Posted : Wednesday, June 22, 2011 10:40:45 AM
Rank: Veteran

Joined: 11/29/2007
Posts: 948
Elder wrote:
Friday having come early for me and enjoying the KES gallant slide to the USD, a small post to try understand some of this Wazua Terms. I stand to be coLLected:

Airport - JKIA

Landing - f*** spelt the right way

Cave - Southern Mwende

Amiran Salesman - A salesperson of undeniable superhero prowess

GreenHouse - There are those with and those without roofs. What they mean and or are used for is up in the air

User - ?

Mpigs - Those who pay taxes the way pigs give us pork?

W***** Mbuzi - A gathering of interwebs people where?

Raila/Uhuru - Names that are guaranteed to invite posts from the usual suspects


Like :)

Mnjoro-???
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Elder
#5 Posted : Wednesday, June 22, 2011 4:09:39 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 9/7/2010
Posts: 2,148
Location: elderville
wanyuru wrote:
Elder wrote:
Friday having come early for me and enjoying the KES gallant slide to the USD, a small post to try understand some of this Wazua Terms. I stand to be coLLected:

Airport - JKIA

Landing - f*** spelt the right way

Cave - Southern Mwende

Amiran Salesman - A salesperson of undeniable superhero prowess

GreenHouse - There are those with and those without roofs. What they mean and or are used for is up in the air

User - ?

Mpigs - Those who pay taxes the way pigs give us pork?

W***** Mbuzi - A gathering of interwebs people where?

Raila/Uhuru - Names that are guaranteed to invite posts from the usual suspects


Like :)

Mnjoro-???


What did Mnjoro sell? FG to beer?
He who can express in words the ardour of his love, has but little love to express. - Petrach, Son. (That men by various ways arrive at the same end. - Montaigne, The Essays of.)
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mukiha
#6 Posted : Wednesday, June 22, 2011 5:21:15 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 6/27/2008
Posts: 4,114
LIMAU = abbreviation
Nothing is real unless it can be named; nothing has value unless it can be sold; money is worthless unless you spend it.
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Impunity
#7 Posted : Wednesday, June 22, 2011 5:27:01 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
mukiha wrote:
LIMAU = abbreviation


Malimau = Lemon. d'oh!
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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holycow
#8 Posted : Wednesday, June 22, 2011 8:55:51 PM
Rank: Veteran

Joined: 11/11/2006
Posts: 972
Location: Home
Loar=Roar.
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Lolest!
#9 Posted : Wednesday, June 22, 2011 9:05:55 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/18/2011
Posts: 12,069
Location: Kianjokoma
Plug-man, mwanamume, mundulume SOCKET-Woman, mwanamke
Laughing out loudly smile Applause d'oh! Sad Drool Liar Shame on you Pray
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dunkang
#10 Posted : Wednesday, June 22, 2011 9:53:19 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 6/2/2011
Posts: 4,824
Location: -1.2107, 36.8831
Wazuans = A union of junkies most of whom trade at the NSE and other similar CAVES!
Receive with simplicity everything that happens to you.” ― Rashi

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