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A WAZUAN HAS MOVED IN!!
danny6
#1 Posted : Wednesday, June 08, 2011 10:06:45 AM
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Hey good people? Greatness to the king of Judah.Well i'm not sure if i got good news this day but the fact is that a sassy wazuan chickess blessed with everything from the front to the back,from the head to the toe has landed next door in my place of residence,how cud that be?? especially after this oil crisis,at least there is something to brighten my face,but the problem is the guys around have quickly noticed this development and i feel this bone could be quickly snatched,the other day a dude upstairs intentionally dropped a peg on to the chickess doorstep and followed it downstairs to where the chick was enjoying her evening sunbath,he managed to get a handshake but nothing much happened..well i feel embarrassed coz she could be reading this lakini i wouldn't mind cooking for her this evening to welcome her,after all we have had 5 mbuzi's and nothing has gone wrong
kingfisher
#2 Posted : Wednesday, June 08, 2011 10:12:31 AM
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Joined: 4/9/2008
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danny is really back!!!

ok, invite her for dinner tonight.
When I have money, I get rid of it quickly, lest it find a way into my heart.
mnjoro
#3 Posted : Wednesday, June 08, 2011 10:18:48 AM
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@ Kingfisher inviting her would be too soon.Suggest deflate her tyre in the morning and offer assistance.Be smart enough she does not suspect you.
Mpenzi
#4 Posted : Wednesday, June 08, 2011 10:19:26 AM
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Joined: 10/17/2008
Posts: 1,234
kingfisher wrote:
danny is really back!!!

ok, invite her for dinner tonight.



Yeah it seems we needed a mbuzi for danny to come back with a bang!
Magigi
#5 Posted : Wednesday, June 08, 2011 10:27:45 AM
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Joined: 3/31/2008
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Location: Kenya
...Danny6...who is she? Be the early bird!!!
Burning Spear
#6 Posted : Wednesday, June 08, 2011 10:34:30 AM
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@danny6,

there you are,and please avoid sending text messages similar to those that were received by @jired in another thread.This may disqualify you.
"You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who says it". Malcolm X
Robinhood
#7 Posted : Wednesday, June 08, 2011 10:40:57 AM
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Posts: 2,306
Welcome back @Danny6. You were missed here. Please bring back your friend @Ojinga
Great men are not always wise, neither do the aged understand judgement...
dossy7
#8 Posted : Wednesday, June 08, 2011 10:47:07 AM
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Location: Nairobi
mnjoro wrote:
@ Kingfisher inviting her would be too soon.Suggest deflate her tyre in the morning and offer assistance.Be smart enough she does not suspect you.

very sleek n quite creative.So what happens when u deflate the tyres only to find the same neighbor who dropped a peg is the one helping fix it?
Kenya ni yetu sisi sote
simonkabz
#9 Posted : Wednesday, June 08, 2011 10:50:20 AM
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Joined: 3/2/2007
Posts: 8,776
Location: Cameroon
In whatever you do, please avoid the balcony.
TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
MaichBlack
#10 Posted : Wednesday, June 08, 2011 10:58:35 AM
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Joined: 7/22/2009
Posts: 7,875
Mpenzi wrote:
kingfisher wrote:
danny is really back!!!

ok, invite her for dinner tonight.



Yeah it seems we needed a mbuzi for danny to come back with a bang!

Or with bangi.
Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
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