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Witchcraft On Citizen TV, the Series.
Impunity
#1 Posted : Tuesday, May 10, 2011 5:08:40 PM
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Wow....Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Must all witchdoctors through their behinds on the faces of their customers?

The act was so amusing even the children accompanied the "female" customer could not avoid a huge kicheko.
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Burning Spear
#2 Posted : Tuesday, May 10, 2011 6:08:33 PM
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Impunity wrote:
Wow....Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Must all witchdoctors through their behinds on the faces of their customers?

The act was so amusing even the children accompanied the "female" customer could not avoid a huge kicheko.



Much as I was watching the shocking news,I had to pity on poor Michael Njenga as the old woman swapped her "thends" bottoms on him.I hope hakuwekwa mashetani and by the way,he parted with 4k
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gmimo
#3 Posted : Tuesday, May 10, 2011 9:47:00 PM
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......it was so hilarious yani the thends on Michael Njenga's face...lol .. but i guess the 4k belonged to citizen tv....amon avie...
simonkabz
#4 Posted : Tuesday, May 10, 2011 11:01:41 PM
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Ass at the tropopause....some gaseous leakage perhaps Lol! Still laughing....
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Burning Spear
#5 Posted : Wednesday, May 11, 2011 9:30:08 AM
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simonkabz wrote:
Ass at the tropopause....some gaseous leakage perhaps Lol! Still laughing....



Maybe the old woman had intentions to allow leakage of some gases !
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Intelligentsia
#6 Posted : Wednesday, May 11, 2011 9:54:05 AM
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Your wife is not getting pregnant, you troop to the witchdoctor who tells you come tomorrow with your wife and a pure black jogoo - must not have even a speck of any other colour. Next day you obey and come with both, he takes the shikwekwe and asks you to wait. 3-4 hours later he asks you to bring the 'patient'(your wife) so that they can exorcise the spirits (probably cast by a jealous neighbour, he muses) that are blocking her from giving birth - but adds the rider you must move away like 100 mtrs lest these spirits, when removed, do not 'jump' on you as well. You oblige. Meanwhile mganga tells mama there's only one way he can remove the mganga says he's removed the 'evil' spirits and he must vumilia ndio afaidike baadaye, nad she cant tell anyone... Hubby waits for kindu 2 hours then his wife comes out...mganga says he's now removed the 'evil' spirits...go try again...

BEHIND THE SCENES: The mganga maarufu can't believe it - ameletewa kuku ya bure ndio achinje, ale, akunywe supu apate nguvu ya kud*nya a woman brought right at his doorstep! He proceeds to slaughter the chicken and does exactly that....

bkismat
#7 Posted : Wednesday, May 11, 2011 9:55:37 AM
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Burning Spear wrote:
simonkabz wrote:
Ass at the tropopause....some gaseous leakage perhaps Lol! Still laughing....



Maybe the old woman had intentions to allow leakage of some gases !

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Mwende
#8 Posted : Wednesday, May 11, 2011 9:58:36 AM
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Intelligentsia wrote:
You wife is not getting pregnant, you troop to the witchdoctor who tells you come tomorrow with your wife and a pure black jogoo - with not even a speck of any other colour. Next day you obey and come with both, he takes the shikwekwe and asks you to wait. 3-4 hours later he asks you to bring the 'patient'(your wife) so that they can exorcise the spirits (probably cast by a jealous neighbour, he muses) that are blocking her from giving birth - but adds the rider you must move away like 100 mtrs lest these spirits, when removed, do not 'jump' on you as well. You oblige. Meanwhile mganga tells mama there's only one way he can remove the mganga says he's removed the 'evil' spirits and he must vumilia ndio afaidike baadaye, nad she cant tell anyone... Hubby waits for kindu 2 hours then his wife comes out...mganga says he's now removed the 'evil' spirits...go try again...

BEHIND THE SCENES: The mganga maarufu can't believe it - ameletewa kuku ya bure ndio achinje, akunywe supu apate nguvu ya kud*nya a woman brought right at his doorstep! He proceeds to slaughter the chicken and does exactly that....


Laughing out loudly very creepy...
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#9 Posted : Wednesday, May 11, 2011 3:24:59 PM
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Why would anyone be willing to go under a mchawi just for a story? Wonders never cease..
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#10 Posted : Wednesday, May 11, 2011 3:54:54 PM
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The series is unbelievably scary! How can these people be trusted?!Shame on you
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