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Magigi
#1 Posted : Thursday, April 28, 2011 11:06:08 AM
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...The hype this wedding is being given makes one think like this couple is created differently. Now, I am meant to understand that the royal family is the epitome of good manners. All the international media houses will spend a whole day plus, just focussing on these two characters. I have some questions to ask;
1. Do they make children the way we do?
2. Does the royal family have a manual on how to make love ( I once read a line in Romeo and Juliet – Shakespeare – where Juliet told Rome that ‘ you kiss by the book’ ) How will Prince William be starting and Revving the engine of Catherine? Will he be referring to the manual every now and then, just to make it right?
3. Catherine anapiga duru?...Remember when Obama visited London and one Berluscon of Italy, the one who finds happiness hanging out with the K-street girls of Italy, called him from a distance and the Queen did not like that noise and she quipped, ‘Do you have to shout like that?’. So I was just wondering whether when the time comes for her to explode, she will be doing it silently, as per the manual. Where I come from when the time comes you can hear all manner of noise including a mammoth fart (@Carygoh...Kweli au rongo?).
4. I saw an old women who has collected all the royal family memorabilia. And I was wondering whether she has collected the popoo ya previous members of the royal family. And by the way it looks like their shit will be taken to the national museums of London and the rest sold in supermarkets. I am just thinking....
5. But I wish the two a happy life
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carygoh
#2 Posted : Thursday, April 28, 2011 11:31:06 AM
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Magigi wrote:
...The hype this wedding is being given makes one think like this couple is created differently. Now, I am meant to understand that the royal family is the epitome of good manners. All the international media houses will spend a whole day plus, just focussing on these two characters. I have some questions to ask;
1. Do they make children the way we do?
2. Does the royal family have a manual on how to make love ( I once read a line in Romeo and Juliet – Shakespeare – where Juliet told Rome that ‘ you kiss by the book’ ) How will Prince William be starting and Revving the engine of Catherine? Will he be referring to the manual every now and then, just to make it right?
3. Catherine anapiga duru?...Remember when Obama visited London and one Berluscon of Italy, the one who finds happiness hanging out with the K-street girls of Italy, called him from a distance and the Queen did not like that noise and she quipped, ‘Do you have to shout like that?’. So I was just wondering whether when the time comes for her to explode, she will be doing it silently, as per the manual. Where I come from when the time comes you can hear all manner of noise including a mammoth fart (@Carygoh...Kweli au rongo?).
4. I saw an old women who has collected all the royal family memorabilia. And I was wondering whether she has collected the popoo ya previous members of the royal family. And by the way it looks like their shit will be taken to the national museums of London and the rest sold in supermarkets. I am just thinking....
5. But I wish the two a happy life


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Kaigangio
#3 Posted : Thursday, April 28, 2011 11:31:19 AM
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they are being given too much attention as if the wedding is going to be very different from others...

on a different note i hear only 3 guys from africa were invited...king of morocco, a certain nigerian and interesting of all king mswati (what did the royal family see in mswati that they did not see in others...polygamy pays after all!!!)...but just wait a minute, is the nigerian a king of some sort???
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
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selah
#4 Posted : Thursday, April 28, 2011 11:52:45 AM
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Kaigangio wrote:
they are being given too much attention as if the wedding is going to be very different from others...

on a different note i hear only 3 guys from africa were invited...king of morocco, a certain nigerian and interesting of all king mswati (what did the royal family see in mswati that they did not see in others...polygamy pays after all!!!)...but just wait a minute, is the nigerian a king of some sort???


If what you are saying is the truth then our local station are really wasting their efforts in broadcasting it live from 6am.Majority of kenyans even dont care abt that wedding.
'......to the acknowledgment of the mystery of God, and of the Father, and of Christ; 3 In whom are hid all the treasures of wisdom and knowledge.' Colossians 2:2-3
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Impunity
#5 Posted : Thursday, April 28, 2011 12:05:27 PM
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They will yie the knot at what time?
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You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Lolest!
#6 Posted : Thursday, April 28, 2011 12:12:38 PM
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They invited all monarchs of countries with diplomatic relations with them.
Kaigangio wrote:
they are being given too much attention as if the wedding is going to be very different from others...

on a different note i hear only 3 guys from africa were invited...king of morocco, a certain nigerian and interesting of all king mswati (what did the royal family see in mswati that they did not see in others...polygamy pays after all!!!)...but just wait a minute, is the nigerian a king of some sort???

Laughing out loudly smile Applause d'oh! Sad Drool Liar Shame on you Pray
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Robinhood
#7 Posted : Thursday, April 28, 2011 12:33:54 PM
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Nkt!
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XSK
#8 Posted : Thursday, April 28, 2011 1:18:09 PM
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Lolest! wrote:
They invited all monarchs of countries with diplomatic relations with them.
Kaigangio wrote:
they are being given too much attention as if the wedding is going to be very different from others...

on a different note i hear only 3 guys from africa were invited...king of morocco, a certain nigerian and interesting of all king mswati (what did the royal family see in mswati that they did not see in others...polygamy pays after all!!!)...but just wait a minute, is the nigerian a king of some sort???



@Laughing out loudly and Kaigangio

Nani anaadika ukweli kati yenu? or there are only 3 monarchies in africa that have diplomatic relations with them!
You will know that you have arrived when money and time are not mutually exclusive "events" in you life!
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Lolest!
#9 Posted : Thursday, April 28, 2011 2:32:29 PM
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XSK, got it from the BBC. Only 1 invited monarch is not attending
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Ms Mkenya
#10 Posted : Thursday, April 28, 2011 4:20:08 PM
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Mr Bean is attending too smile

http://edition.cnn.com/2...guests/index.html?hpt=C2
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