Lets leave matters hague for now! it's friday
here Eve is the woman and Adam is the man (well...obviously)
c+p
Recently, I had the pleasure of reading a very creative thread on a certain website. The writer, an obviously very humorous person, titled the thread, ‘How long?’ and then went ahead and wrote ‘How long should she hold before granting him permit to land his Air Force 1 at the capital city of Thailand:)?’Needless to say, this thread received responses with matched creativity. One of the members said something to the effect that Air Force 1 needs to request to land, and if not allowed, it needs to make an emergency landing!
In a landlocked country west of Kenya, landing the Air Force has been referred to as ‘Bombing Kandahar’. Now you must understand that in that country, there is a whole profession dedicated to matters ‘air-borne and landing of aircrafts’. The professional is referred to as ‘Ssenga’; this is a woman whose pure role is to teach women of marriageable age how to please a man.
Rumor has it that there have been outcries from Kenyan women at the border and beyond because of the (un)founded concerns that women from the Ssenga country have completely captured the imagination of men in Kenya and the men have acted on it with fervor. One would be tempted to believe that in that country, Air Force 1 lands with a 7.8 degree earthquake aftermath! Why else would this experience be referred to as ‘Bombing Kandahar’?’Neither would anyone blame these Adams who have received the necessary ‘support’ to deliver an ‘aftershock’ inducing landing!
Comedian Steve Harvey who is well known to Eves as the author of ‘Act Live A Lady, Think Like A Man’ is not so much concerned with the aftermath of bombing, but rather on how long it should take before a landing signal is read on the radar. His advice is that, when Eve and Adam are getting to know each other/dating, no bombing should take place before 90 days have elapsed. So simply, this means that if dating began in January, forget that Valentine’s Day is around the corner, accept the flowers and chocolates, but it is not yet time for any lights to flicker on the runway until April! (This advice does not take into consideration restrictions hinged on religious convictions:)).
To paraphrase ‘Dr. Steve’, just because Adam has asked you out does not mean that he has an automatic membership to NATO and can therefore bomb in self interest. He says that any Adam with good intentions will respect the rules that have been laid down and that this could be one sign that his interest is not only Kandahar-based; he is interested in other greater regions of Afghanistan:). However, do not be ‘fooled’, he still wants to bomb! This is where Eve’s role of ensuring that the period of familiarization with the greater regions is implemented because this crucial period gives a healthy sense of whether Adam just wants to land and disembark passengers or is actually interested in Eve and deserves her benefits
…………….but waiting for 90 days sounds more like waiting for leasehold to expire so as to purchase a property. (In Kenya, leaseholds currently can span up to 999 years!
However, be alive to the likelihood that the Air Force 1 might decide that it has been airborne for too long (especially if all that is happening is ticking days off the calendar:)), and decide to crash land elsewhere. Eve should not wonder if it was a Boeing 737 or Cessna 172; rather, she should be happy that whatever the make, it self-combusted miles away from her beautiful self. After all, isn’t life broader than ‘magnitudes’ and ‘aftershocks?’