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Kikuyu Love(less) Songs
Lolest!
#1 Posted : Thursday, April 07, 2011 4:56:57 PM
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Haki most benga hits among the Kyuks are just comedy ama kuachana. Some lines in popular mugithi hits:

Kibiriti ni kiu, mundia tawa uinke-Take the matchbox, light the lantern and go!Sad

Ni wega ii. thii na wega Njeri-Bye Njeri, so long

Waigua niuguthii nii ndikunyitite- Go if you want to.I wont restrain you.Sad

Ona akorwo nitwatiganire twana tuu ni thakame yakwa- We've parted but allow me to have access to the kids.

Umuthi ndoiga reke tumanwo! Akorwo wi witu reke tumanwo. Kiria uraheaga nyendagiria. Kumenana gwitu gutingituma iguru na thi cinyitaneLaughing out loudly .-Let's part even if we are related let's part. Feel free to sell to me the things you were giving me. Our enmity will not bring the sky down.

Ii mwendwa Wangui-ii, ika wega ucoke kwanyu. Nigetha mwendwa, nyambe ndikirie marakara- Go back to your parents Wangui. Give me time to cool down...

Loise Gathoni, na ndueterere nyumukane ngutigire arume.-Gathoni, you cheat on me when I'm still alive!

Others end up being funny instead of romantic:

Ngeragia gwiciria nikii itangikuhe, hihi noanga mai ma mwana- I can give you everything, except a child's mavi(stool).

Wandathaya mukurukuthu! Ndugatume ndeke!-Don't make me laugh while you caress my spine!Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Guys from other parts of Kenya, do you experience this? Maybe my 'hunting' skills have been affected by these songs!

Laughing out loudly smile Applause d'oh! Sad Drool Liar Shame on you Pray
Wendz
#2 Posted : Thursday, April 07, 2011 5:22:09 PM
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Lolest! wrote:


Ngeragia gwiciria nikii itangikuhe, hihi noanga mai ma mwana- I can give you everything, except a child's mavi(stool).


This has cracked me up... havent heard the song but seriously, how is this supposed to be romantic?
Robinhood
#3 Posted : Thursday, April 07, 2011 5:29:44 PM
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Laughing out loudly
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Lolest!
#4 Posted : Thursday, April 07, 2011 5:33:39 PM
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Wendz wrote:
Lolest! wrote:


Ngeragia gwiciria nikii itangikuhe, hihi noanga mai ma mwana- I can give you everything, except a child's mavi(stool).


This has cracked me up... havent heard the song but seriously, how is this supposed to be romantic?


By the late Rugwiti wa Njeri. He did his trade in the 60s(wapi Guka, maybe he enjoyed his music then)

Laughing out loudly smile Applause d'oh! Sad Drool Liar Shame on you Pray
safariant
#5 Posted : Thursday, April 07, 2011 9:55:41 PM
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Twaririre ngima, tukinywa ucuru,
Na ngikira kaseti tuigwi muthiiki
Nguhiuka kwi mami
ngimwira mami ndukanjite tene tondu ndina mugeni,

Nguma na kwi mami ndiagukorire ngiuga gwetere hihi uthiite bata, ngiuma na boto rite ndugagikorwo niuguire kioro nanikiairima

Ndagwethire thegi nginya kiriri ona thakirio nginya kiuu kia mburi
Ndathandire rubu itekumenya andu a itura makiuma moi ni mokora

Ka-riki wonire, ukirakara
Ukiura utuku


Who is the artist?
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simonkabz
#6 Posted : Friday, April 08, 2011 12:16:13 AM
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@safariant, my all time favourite, the legendary Sammy Muraya of the 'mama kiwinja' fame. Check out his son in the album "Gita ya baba", a promising star n cousin to WYRE.
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Bree
#7 Posted : Friday, April 08, 2011 8:06:56 AM
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'Gathoni' by kamaru almost made me change my name to gathoni... The spontaneous love story with great humour & pickup lines that are out of this world.
& then KK by late queen Jane should be dedicated to a certain Wazuan who's gone MIA.
kingfisher
#8 Posted : Friday, April 08, 2011 8:30:04 AM
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interpret for us!!!!
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#9 Posted : Friday, April 08, 2011 9:32:49 AM
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simonkabz wrote:
@safariant, my all time favourite, the legendary Sammy Muraya of the 'mama kiwinja' fame. Check out his son in the album "Gita ya baba", a promising star n cousin to WYRE.


Nice song, but only taught me dirty kyuk...
mwenza
#10 Posted : Friday, April 08, 2011 9:45:58 AM
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My all time favourite stanza........


Twakinya kuu gwa ikamba
Tugikora kamuthuri
Gakiuga nigekuga mbuui
Jenuru akiuga
karekwo kauge
kaugithanio na njirungi
.
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carygoh
#11 Posted : Friday, April 08, 2011 9:59:40 AM
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safariant wrote:
Twaririre ngima, tukinywa ucuru,
Na ngikira kaseti tuigwi muthiiki
Nguhiuka kwi mami
ngimwira mami ndukanjite tene tondu ndina mugeni,

Nguma na kwi mami ndiagukorire ngiuga gwetere hihi uthiite bata, ngiuma na boto rite ndugagikorwo niuguire kioro nanikiairima

Ndagwethire thegi nginya kiriri ona thakirio nginya kiuu kia mburi
Ndathandire rubu itekumenya andu a itura makiuma moi ni mokora

Ka-riki wonire, ukirakara
Ukiura utuku


Who is the artist?


this is one of my favourites ...ati he even went to see if the chic had fallen in the latrine
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carygoh
#12 Posted : Friday, April 08, 2011 10:06:19 AM
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Lolest! wrote:
Haki most benga hits among the Kyuks are just comedy ama kuachana. Some lines in popular mugithi hits:

Kibiriti ni kiu, mundia tawa uinke-Take the matchbox, light the lantern and go!Sad

Ni wega ii. thii na wega Njeri-Bye Njeri, so long

Waigua niuguthii nii ndikunyitite- Go if you want to.I wont restrain you.Sad

Ona akorwo nitwatiganire twana tuu ni thakame yakwa- We've parted but allow me to have access to the kids.

Umuthi ndoiga reke tumanwo! Akorwo wi witu reke tumanwo. Kiria uraheaga nyendagiria. Kumenana gwitu gutingituma iguru na thi cinyitaneLaughing out loudly .-Let's part even if we are related let's part. Feel free to sell to me the things you were giving me. Our enmity will not bring the sky down.

Ii mwendwa Wangui-ii, ika wega ucoke kwanyu. Nigetha mwendwa, nyambe ndikirie marakara- Go back to your parents Wangui. Give me time to cool down...

Loise Gathoni, na ndueterere nyumukane ngutigire arume.-Gathoni, you cheat on me when I'm still alive!

Others end up being funny instead of romantic:

Ngeragia gwiciria nikii itangikuhe, hihi noanga mai ma mwana- I can give you everything, except a child's mavi(stool).

Wandathaya mukurukuthu! Ndugatume ndeke!-Don't make me laugh while you caress my spine!Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Guys from other parts of Kenya, do you experience this? Maybe my 'hunting' skills have been affected by these songs!



@Laughing out loudly clealry you have been listeningto the wrong ones

muiretu wa kabete -na matumbi warugite maingi,na muthenya ucio "dinner" garia ciaku/gwaku(depending you are singing which version)

another one ..tugethie logonoti ..tugethie thinema tugethie disco na kuma hau ni ithue acio o rojini ka .................and the guy goes on saying wat happened at the lodging.
Think Positive Test Negative
Lolest!
#13 Posted : Monday, April 11, 2011 10:32:18 AM
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carygoh wrote:


@Laughing out loudly clealry you have been listeningto the wrong ones

muiretu wa kabete -na matumbi warugite maingi,na muthenya ucio "dinner" garia ciaku/gwaku(depending you are singing which version)

another one ..tugethie logonoti ..tugethie thinema tugethie disco na kuma hau ni ithue acio o rojini ka .................and the guy goes on saying wat happened at the lodging.


carygoh,these are popular mugithi hits. I dont know your second song but the first(muiritu wa kangemi) implies marital infidelity.

OK a few have good lyrics like Njata yakwa by De Mathew.
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#14 Posted : Monday, April 11, 2011 11:22:20 AM
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Twaririre ngima, tukinywa ucuru,
Na ngikira kaseti tuigwi mugithi
Nguhiuka kwi mami
ngimwira mami ndukanjite tene tondu ndina karigo,

Nguma na kwi mami ndiagukorire ngiuga gwetere hihi uthiite bata, ngiuma na boto rite ndugagikorwo niutire kioro nanikiairima

Ndagwethire thegi nginya kiriri ona thakirio nginya kiuu kia mburi
Ndathandire rubu uuuuuuuuuu itekumenya andu a itura makiuma moi ni mokora

Ka-riki wonire, ukirakara
Ukiura utuku
ni muti wonire..ukimaka
ukiura utuku.
muti uyu mukuona
wahandirwo ni awa
iiiii muti, ugai muti.


simonkabz
#15 Posted : Monday, April 11, 2011 11:23:23 AM
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"rojini ka" Haha wazimu=carygoh
TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
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