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On a light note.. just for a change
Rank: Elder Joined: 6/19/2008 Posts: 4,268
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Too much politiking going around.... now, lets have some place we can lighten up...
C&P
Wife and Girlfriend !!!!!!!!
Very interesting facts
Wife is like a TV,
Girlfriend is like a MOBILE.
At home u watch TV,
But when u go out u take ur MOBILE.
No money, u sell the TV,
Got money u change u r MOBILE.
Sometimes u enjoy TV,
But most of the time u play with u r MOBILE.
TV is free for life,
MOBILE, if you don't pay, the services will be terminated.
TV is big, bulky and most of the time old,
But the MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and very portable.
Operational costs for TV is often acceptable,
But for the MOBILE it is often high and demanding.
TV has a remote,
MOBILE doesn't.
Most importantly, MOBILE is a two-way communication (u talk and listen),
But with the TV you MUST only listen (whether you want to or not).
Last but not least...
TVs don't have viruses,
But MOBILES often do!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/22/2009 Posts: 7,452
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Rank: Member Joined: 6/4/2007 Posts: 215
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 so so true. you can add so more TVs rarely get stolen Mobiles are easily snatched away TVs are limited when it comes to gaming Mobiles have a variety of games and more can be added
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/13/2009 Posts: 1,950 Location: in kenya
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/19/2008 Posts: 4,268
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Also forgot to add that
You can last with a TV all your lifetime as long as it works
but you have to keep upgrading your MOBILE every so often for "feel-good-factor" purposes....
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/22/2009 Posts: 7,452
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Wendz wrote:Also forgot to add that
You can last with a TV all your lifetime as long as it works
but you have to keep upgrading your MOBILE every so often for "feel-good-factor" purposes.... Not to mention how easy it is to end up with a Chinese refurbished mobile phone all the time thinking you got the real deal . Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 4/9/2008 Posts: 2,824
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hahahahahahaha........ Asanta @wendz...hii vague driving me crazy. When I have money, I get rid of it quickly, lest it find a way into my heart.
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Rank: Chief Joined: 8/24/2009 Posts: 5,909 Location: Nairobi
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When i switch them on, TV lasts and lasts while MOBILE needs recharging.
I can carry my MOBILE anywhere, and it is easy to hide.
The TV has a loud volume (even the neighbours can hear), the MOBILE is a bit more silent
Great news!! I can MUTE both of them....
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 12/4/2009 Posts: 1,982 Location: matano manne
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Rank: Elder Joined: 12/9/2009 Posts: 1,491 Location: Nairobi
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/19/2008 Posts: 4,268
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MaichBlack wrote:Wendz wrote:Also forgot to add that
You can last with a TV all your lifetime as long as it works
but you have to keep upgrading your MOBILE every so often for "feel-good-factor" purposes.... Not to mention how easy it is to end up with a Chinese refurbished mobile phone all the time thinking you got the real deal .  Reminds me of the Nokla N70(i think) someone here grabbed in town while double parking his NSE (NZE)...
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 4/4/2007 Posts: 1,162
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Mobile has many contacts.
TV none.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 4/9/2008 Posts: 2,824
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majimaji wrote:
Mobile has many contacts.
TV none.
Be clearer man.... When I have money, I get rid of it quickly, lest it find a way into my heart.
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 4/4/2007 Posts: 1,162
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@kfisher
...calling Contacts
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/19/2008 Posts: 4,268
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majimaji wrote:
@kfisher
...calling Contacts
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Rank: Elder Joined: 12/2/2009 Posts: 2,458 Location: Nairobi
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TV is full of boring soaps
Mobile has infinite fancy applications and features to play with
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 1/7/2010 Posts: 1,279 Location: nbi
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TV is huge. Mobile is small an easy to manoeuvre. Mobile takes good pictures. TV ... The Governor of Nyeri - 2017
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