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Dr.Onyach-The rogue Gynaecologist
Burning Spear
#1 Posted : Thursday, March 31, 2011 9:35:38 AM
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(Got this one and thought you may also help in tracing the rogue doctor)

Residents of Laini Saba in Kibera are still waiting for a rogue gynaecologist operating in the area will resurface.

The fake medical officer— a Doctor Onyach— had opened a clinic in the slums and worked for two months before it was discovered he was going beyond his job description as a gynaecologist.

Residents say whenever a woman came to consult him at his Clinic ya Wamama, the first thing he told them regardless of their illness was remove their clothes.

And so the consultation was always done when the patient is stark naked as the ‘doctor’ checks the woman’s anatomy inquiring what is ailing the woman and symptoms.

Naive women who assumed the gynaecologist should have access to all the private parts because of the nature of his job, decided to suppress their suspicions the doctor was going beyond his duty.

"Ukienda kwa huyo daktari jambo la kwanza ni ‘toa nguo’ hata kama huna shida ya sehemu za siri. Lakini sisi wamama ambao tushazaa hatuna aibu, kwahivyo aliposema toa nguo, sisi tulitii amri tu," (When a patient goes to see him the first thing he says is, remove your clothes. For us women who have given birth we are not embarrassed to undress, so we just used to follow orders," confessed Mama Fatuma who was a regular patient at the clinic because of the free antibiotics given.

"What is the point of removing all the clothes when the only place ailing you is your head? wondered another patient.

So what used to happen after the women undress?

According to Mama Juma, the doctor would caress the patient at whatever body area he wanted.

While most women were uncomfortable with his generous hands and eyes, they were confused whether it was part of his work.

Many preferred to visit the clinic because it was cheap. He had put a notice on the door indicating body check-up was free.

The daktari was smart enough not to engage in sex with the patients.

So who unleashed the man’s sinful ways?

One man accompanied his wife to the clinic, which is quite rare in the area.

The man wanted to enter the consultation room with the wife but the doctor insisted he waits outside. Although he was disappointed, the man agreed to wait.

However, when the woman took long inside the room, the man got impatient and stormed the consultation room. He found his wife stark naked and became angry.

Immediately the doctor spotted the enraged man, he ducked for the door before the man could land blows on him.

The man tried to chase after him but the doctor managed to escape and disappeared.

When the locals heard of the commotion they started to mill around the clinic and the women started to share their experiences with the doctor who had operated in the area for a few months. Nobody could confirm whether he was really trained or who had authorised him to operate in the area. Dr Onyanch is still at large.

"You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who says it". Malcolm X
McReggae
#2 Posted : Thursday, March 31, 2011 9:42:01 AM
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Doubt if he was a real doctor!!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
Intelligentsia
#3 Posted : Thursday, March 31, 2011 10:07:41 AM
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Onyancha has sent a friend request to quack doc Onyanch

this one is mild n harmless, there are cases of where the gyns have gone 'all the way', wapi @murenj?

Men have been so fascinated by women's bodies that they formed a whole branch of medicine, gynaecology, that they even forgot to form one for themselves tihihiii
Burning Spear
#4 Posted : Thursday, March 31, 2011 10:22:34 AM
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Intelligentsia wrote:
Onyancha has sent a friend request to quack doc Onyanch

this one is mild n harmless, there are cases of where the gyns have gone 'all the way', wapi @murenj?

Men have been so fascinated by women's bodies that they formed a whole branch of medicine, gynaecology, that they even forgot to form one for themselves tihihiii



There is a Urologist who do the work for men but you note men have no major issues apart from the common Erectile dysfunction;prostrate cancer;urgency and the like.
"You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who says it". Malcolm X
murenj
#5 Posted : Monday, April 04, 2011 10:09:40 AM
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Intelligentsia wrote:
Onyancha has sent a friend request to quack doc Onyanch

this one is mild n harmless, there are cases of where the gyns have gone 'all the way', wapi @murenj?

Men have been so fascinated by women's bodies that they formed a whole branch of medicine, gynaecology, that they even forgot to form one for themselves tihihiii

this sounds familiar........very farmiliar...................................................................some senior names have been implicated before................out of court settlements................seems like a case of another mad man running amok at another market place..................as a rule of the thumb, if your wife insists on a particular gynae, insist on a DNA test..........so many women harvesting sperm from .........Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
murenj
#6 Posted : Saturday, April 09, 2011 7:22:16 AM
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errr.............seems that i have tourched a raw nerve..........any victims here?
dunkang
#7 Posted : Tuesday, September 08, 2015 9:55:51 PM
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dunkang
#8 Posted : Tuesday, September 08, 2015 9:57:28 PM
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Burning Spear
#9 Posted : Wednesday, September 09, 2015 1:04:40 PM
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