Geography of a Woman
Between 18 & 22, a woman is like Africa; half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
Between 23 & 30, a woman is like America...well developed & open to trade, especially for high financed investors.
Between 31 & 45, a woman is like India...very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 46 & 55, a woman is like France...gently ageing but sensual with an appreciation for the finer things.
Between 56 & 60, she is like Yugoslavia...lost the war, haunted by past mistakes and in need of massive reconstruction.
From 61 onwards, a woman is like Afghanistan...everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
The Geography of a Man
Between 15 &80, a man is like Libya...ruled by a d***