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KCPE 2010 Results
Sober
#1 Posted : Tuesday, December 28, 2010 10:59:26 AM
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This is the 1st lot to have gone through the entire free primary education.
African parents don't know how to say sorry.. the closest you will get to a sorry is a 'have you eaten'
Impunity
#2 Posted : Tuesday, December 28, 2010 11:28:17 AM
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437?
Sad Sad Sad
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

McReggae
#3 Posted : Tuesday, December 28, 2010 11:36:48 AM
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Nothing so far on their website as earlier promised.....ABK!!!!

@Sober, last time I checked there was nothing as free primary education in kenya, maybe 'free primary education'....
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
Njung'e
#4 Posted : Tuesday, December 28, 2010 11:40:31 AM
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Ooopss.....very low marks compared to other years.....What happened?
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
MaichBlack
#5 Posted : Tuesday, December 28, 2010 11:44:36 AM
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Njung'e wrote:
Ooopss.....very low marks compared to other years.....What happened?

Free Primary School Education happened!

Now wait till the beneficiaries of FPE become teachers!!!

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
McReggae
#6 Posted : Tuesday, December 28, 2010 11:55:32 AM
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Ooooooops,

Kenya National Examinations Council
There are currently too many people connected to the website. Please try again.

on their website!!!!

..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
whynow
#7 Posted : Tuesday, December 28, 2010 12:26:28 PM
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Location: Kenya
Technology fails KNEC once more. SMS not working. Webiste down. No BCP in place . Wasanga ???????
Njung'e
#8 Posted : Tuesday, December 28, 2010 12:30:42 PM
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MaichBlack wrote:
Njung'e wrote:
Ooopss.....very low marks compared to other years.....What happened?

Free Primary School Education happened!

Now wait till the beneficiaries of FPE become teachers!!!

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly ....Target marks = 300 by 2030smile
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
MaichBlack
#9 Posted : Tuesday, December 28, 2010 12:38:26 PM
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Njung'e wrote:
MaichBlack wrote:
Njung'e wrote:
Ooopss.....very low marks compared to other years.....What happened?

Free Primary School Education happened!

Now wait till the beneficiaries of FPE become teachers!!!

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly ....Target marks = 300 by 2030smile

Listen to an FPE teacher in 2030:

Look here shudren. We ara now in twedi thate.That means in mathafu you must get twedi oro thate! Why some of you are getting twedi eight is beyod my composition... sorre... compre... whatefa!
Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
McReggae
#10 Posted : Tuesday, December 28, 2010 12:56:04 PM
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SMS to 5052 finally worked for me!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
Ms Mkenya
#11 Posted : Tuesday, December 28, 2010 1:24:52 PM
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McReggae wrote:
SMS to 5052 finally worked for me!!!


How did you do that? Does one just send the index number to the sms number? The website is not opening so i cant get info Sad
....above all, to stand.
McReggae
#12 Posted : Tuesday, December 28, 2010 1:43:24 PM
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Send the whole index number (school code and the position) to 5052 and wait for some minutes.
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
Ms Mkenya
#13 Posted : Tuesday, December 28, 2010 2:29:44 PM
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Thanks @ McReggae..
We did... and have been waaaaaaiting! Pray Pray Pray

I thought you had done something differentSad
....above all, to stand.
Impunity
#14 Posted : Tuesday, December 28, 2010 2:36:16 PM
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Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,328
Location: Masada
MaichBlack wrote:
Njung'e wrote:
MaichBlack wrote:
Njung'e wrote:
Ooopss.....very low marks compared to other years.....What happened?

Free Primary School Education happened!

Now wait till the beneficiaries of FPE become teachers!!!

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly ....Target marks = 300 by 2030smile

Listen to an FPE teacher in 2030:

Look here shudren. We ara now in twedi thate.That means in mathafu you must get twedi oro thate! Why some of you are getting twedi eight is beyod my composition... sorre... compre... whatefa!


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

Intelligentsia
#15 Posted : Tuesday, December 28, 2010 6:48:30 PM
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Joined: 10/1/2009
Posts: 2,436
USER, fungua roho, what have u scored in this KCPE?
Gordon Gekko
#16 Posted : Wednesday, December 29, 2010 6:58:08 AM
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Joined: 5/27/2008
Posts: 3,760
McReggae wrote:
SMS to 5052 finally worked for me!!!

SMS sent at 2.06 pm on 28th. Results came in at 3.26 am on 29th. And after the wait, the index number sent was wrong!!!
sparkly
#17 Posted : Wednesday, December 29, 2010 8:19:44 AM
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8,110 students got less than 100 marks. Ridiculous, since the tests are multiple choices, apart from insha and composition. There are 4 choices so if a candidate marked out the choices without reading the questions, he/she has a statistical chance of 125 plus/minus a few marks. After 8 years in school a student should be able to better the statistical probability. Iko nini hii fpe!
Life is short. Live passionately.
Intelligentsia
#18 Posted : Wednesday, December 29, 2010 9:26:53 AM
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sparkly wrote:
8,110 students got less than 100 marks...


there's a school in Buru (Buru Kajinga) in that admits such students!
If u got 109 marks, enyewe u are a hero...Laughing out loudly
Impunity
#19 Posted : Wednesday, December 29, 2010 9:47:07 AM
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Location: Masada
Intelligentsia wrote:
USER, fungua roho, what have u scored in this KCPE?


Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

YesuWangu
#20 Posted : Wednesday, December 29, 2010 2:15:44 PM
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Intelligentsia wrote:
sparkly wrote:
8,110 students got less than 100 marks...


there's a school in Buru (Buru Kajinga) in that admits such students!
If u got 109 marks, enyewe u are a hero...Laughing out loudly


What is funny about that?
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